ZeroCoolRFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
MehBlahThese are no fun at considering how plausible they are.
The word mysterious ruins it for me. They always know damn well what it is. They will chug pesticide knowing full well its pesticide because these clowns told them to do it
talPesticide can have no effect on humans. In fact, it’s generally a desirable attribute of pesticide to not affect humans, to be a poison that only affects the target.
gizmodo.com/these-people-took-ddt-pills-in-the-19…
These People Took DDT Pills In the 1970s to Prove it Was Safe
In 1971 two people in North Hollywood started eating DDT pills every day. That’s right, they willingly swallowed 10mg of poison every single day for three months. In front of witnesses.
That’s great it still doesn’t cure cancer or whatever mr Brian worm is saying that week.
Fair enough.
That doesn’t mean anything. You can swallow 10mg of cyanide and not feel anything. I still don’t want it sprayed everywhere.
I mean if you swapped RFK Jr for Rick Perry you’d have a pretty accurate headline with no satire: nytimes.com/…/rick-perry-drug-psychedelics-ibogai… (gift link)
Mr. Perry’s hallucinations, induced by the powerful psychotropic drug ibogaine he had taken about 45 minutes before putting on his eye mask, continued for more than 12 hours. The experience was an ordeal. He vomited intermittently and lost much of his body coordination. It took all of Wednesday to recover.
MinnesotaGoddamAnd he was in charge of the nukes? No joking?