Post by Pete Buttigieg: The President sees a bad jobs report, and responds by getting rid of the person in charge of the statistics. This is how America becomes a third-rate country.
Post by Slava Malamud:
"Why was the flight delayed for an hour?"
"The pilot saw a pro lem with one of the engines, but it's okay now."
"Wow, you've replaced an engine in an hour?"
"No, we've replaced the pilot"
(An old Soviet joke... Congrats, America)


