@dgar

i went to the hospital for dad joke poisoning

i said to the doctor, "hi doctor, i'm sick"

the doctor said to me "hi, sick, i'm your doctor"

and then the horror hit me as the doctor faded, their terrible smile morphing across my field of view and then dissolving into the icy fluorescent lighting

it was all a hallucination

i was still in a cold sweat, still laying on the bathroom floor, still recovering from a dgar post