@eviltrout @jasongorman the tortoise knows exactly what it's doing, you can see from the image that it's a two-row keyboard, probably a wicked custom chord-based keyboard with macros out the wazzoo.
actually, come to think of it, could be steno typing!
in any case, the tortoise is hard core flexing on the rabbit here "i don't even have to look at my screen most of the time to know what's happening" meanwhile the rabbit is grinning ear to ear, probably enjoying the dopamine rush of seeing whether the prompt gives something that works or not, and prepared to "pull the lever" again.
meanwhile, poor tortoise is probably being assaulted by incredible opinions from rabbit over here and has to resist the temptation to explain all the mistakes, but when you're actually doing work, and trying to get done in a reasonable time, it just wouldn't do to be sidetracked into a lecture on why "you can't just verify a person's name" ...
anyway, that's my rabbit-hare-code-competition fanfic
@timotimo
"You can't just verify a person's name"
Say that to all the sites who say my last name is invalid.