@ChronicIllnessHumor

Rando on the street: You don't look disabled!

Me: (Getting out of my car in a disabled spot with disabled badge on display)... Cool, can I get this weeks lottery numbers?

Rando: What?

Me: Can I have the lottery numbers for this week please.

Rando: Why are you asking me for them?

Me: Because you're obviously fucking psychic if you can determine a persons disability from a 2 second sideways glance.

Rando:... (splutters and walks off)