Have you seen the couple that both get out of the car at the gas station and have to collaborate way too much to work the pumps?
How do these people function in society? The machine is extremely simple to use. Insert card, type code, remove card, pick gas type.
Tourists from New Jersey or Oregon.
Luckily us Oregonians can legally pump our own gas now
Yeah, I only do that when my kid wants to “help,” and that usually means messing with the squeegee/sponge thing.

Not only the self checkout. I usually end up behind someone who’s new to the concept of exchanging goods for legal tender and needs an introduction to it.

This is of course after they have told the story about why they’re in the store, starting with the new testament and moving on from there…

I spend a lot of time thinking about how it’s not my place to judge these people, but I think very few of them would manage to sit the right way on the toilet without outside assistance.

People on their cell phone who act surprised and annoyed that the act of checking out requires a brief moment of their attention.
At every checkout you pay twice. Attention and money. If you’re doing it correctly.
“Can I go ahead of you in line? My kid is acting up. Great thanks. (To cashier) I’d like to buy this alcohol and cigarettes with these food stamps that I acquired totally legally. No? Let’s take several minutes to discuss if there’s any way around the law. Now that that’s over, I’ll pay with a check. Oh, also, can I get 20 scratch off tickets? I just want to scratch them off while you wait. Here, I have a giant roll of cash that I will use, but don’t worry, I wasn’t doing this to make things go faster. Now is my chance to try to do a cash-changing scam on you.”
that’s why one line for multiple checkouts is better

Where I live the grocery stores all have groups of 6+ self checkouts that are reliable enough that only one or two might be out at the same time but generally work, all of the ‘too many items’ issues have been sorted out, and they are in places where people just naturally form lines and take the next free one. It works great and is so much better than checkout lines ever were as one person going slow doesn’t hold up everyone else.

Went on a work trip to a larger city and holy hell I understand why people there would hate self checkout. Forced lines, machines that constantly required human assistance, etc. That would suck to interact with regularly.

Yeah, self-chekout in the 'burbs is fantastic, we have like 4-8 machines and most of the time, at least half are available.
I have the same experience as you and live in a big city, I guess it depends on what country and how up-to-date the hardware is, it used to be like you said but the past 5 years it’s been great and I always use it.
Is it not the standard? Every store with self-checkout I’ve been to has a single line for all machines. I’ve even seen some stores with a single line for regular checkout.
well, not in Jordan’s hood
Not standard here, but it’s a mix. Same applies to other checkouts: so many people are doing the devil may know what, I’m terrible at picking the fastest queue.
Self check at Sam’s Club at other club stores works in a one line per checkout way, where I am at least

Yes but it’s 100x faster to use the “Scan-n-go” on your phone anyways.

Scan shit with your phone camera as you put it in the cart. When done click checkout, pay on phone. Then just walk out. Occasionally someone will ask to check yer cart.

seems weird to use an app for a physical store
Yes it does but avoiding the madhouse seems worth it. Lines at my Sam’s are always 20+ minutes long

Costco started doing that except it’s them doing it while you’re in line. Like Chik-fil-A. Big brain.

Lines were already speedy, considering.

Some places it’s unclear, like Lowe’s home improvement stores. Most people there sort of gravitate to a one-line-for-all-kiosks arrangement but there’s often one douchebag who think everybody else is standing there for no reason and cuts in.
I think that's just called stealing
There are an unusual number of people in this world who gawk at the self-checkout as if they found themselves at the controls of an alien spaceship.
If every self checkout was similar to others, but each of them want to make things different.
Different and worse. How do designers keep seeing other checkout system and think: "You know, I think I see a way that we could make this process slower and more complicated...."
I don’t understand why the card reader and the screen are separate units, just combine them like those Square kiosk things that counter order places have.
Security is a big reason to never combine payment processing and user (the store) defined ui.
Could you clarify? Because I’m pretty sure that’s not a thing.

stripe recommends it for card reader to smartphone at least, and it looks like home depot is an example of why it should be done between the card reader and the pos.

stripe.com/ie/…/how-do-card-readers-work

…pcisecuritystandards.org/…/accepting_mobile_paym…

How do card readers work? | Stripe

Card readers are a key part of a business’s payment system. This guide covers types of card readers, how card readers work and how to use them.

I get the phone thing, because phones are relatively insecure devices, but they could have functionally separate systems in one box.

The main problem I’m trying to solve is the weird UX where I need to select a payment method even after paying on the payment device. If it was designed as a complete set instead of separate units, I think they’d fix that.

Because at the scale these stores work at. It’s cheaper to have different units you can replace, repair and upgrade at different intervals as needed.

Well for starters because their job title is designer.

If they just copy and pasted it would be “What are we paying you for”

See every single UI/UX change on a modern operating system, or website in the past 30 years.

Trust me it’s not the designers choosing to do it this way. There’s management above them saying “hey this other company makes them put in their phone numbers, it must be for SOMETHING, we should too”

This is doubly true for the card payment terminals. The on screen options are all in different places, orders, and with random questions thrown in. What’s your phone number? Do you want to round up to donate a car to starving kittens? What’s your zip code? Debit or credit?

Also, because this system is apparently developed by a maniac: where I live (might be national and not state level, not sure) EBT cards have to be used by swiping, not the chip that comes on the card. But to swipe, first you have to use the chip and let that fail. So if you see someone using an EBT card that looks like they have no fucking clue how to use a card, it’s probably that they’re actually using it the only way they can. Absolutely insane choice, especially for people who may already be facing delays like separating items into two separate transactions for non-covered items, having to remove items that seem like they should be covered but aren’t, etc.

why would a store need a zip code?
Sales metrics, I guess. Ikea always asks for it when you check out, and I remember having to ask people when I worked at a retail clothes store untold ages ago.
wow, I guess it has been about a decade since I was at an IKEA l

Oh man! I’m a city bus driver, and the amount of people that struggle with getting fare in the box is too damn high! I don’t understand how you could make a bus full of people wait for you to dig through your pockets at a pace that would make glaciers impatient. You’re standing at the bus stop, you know you’re getting on the bus, know you’ll need fare, yet here we are.

I want to get a documentary crew to follow some of these people around for a while just to see what they do with their days. I genuinely wonder how some people function.

here buses haven’t taken cash for like 15 years. card or pre-bought tickets only.
Must be nice. We’ve got cards, but a sizable population still uses cash

I was stoked when they introduced fare cards in my area because:

  • discount on fare
  • easier than cash
  • they supported credit card tap at the same time
  • easy to reload and freeze online

I bought three, one for me, my SO, and my oldest kid (wasn’t free anymore), and if I misplaced one, I’d just freeze it and move the balance to a different one until it turned up. I’d lend one to family so they could take transit to the airport after visiting us and then return it when they came back (I’d be fine if they lost it).

Fare cards rock, I honestly don’t understand why they weren’t very popular.

They since removed the discount, so the value of the pass is a bit less, but we still use it occasionally since it’s less bad to lose the card than a credit card.

Does your area still use cash for bus fares? In 2025? Where I am it feels like we’re behind because only this year did they start letting you tap on with your debit card or phone. We’ve had transit cards since like 2007.
We’ve got transit cards, but some people still insist on cash. To be fair the same people that struggle finding coins are the same people who struggle finding a fare card. Or will try to sit in the entryway of the bus, fire up the app, and buy a ticket, then activate said ticket, then struggle to scan said ticket.
if the bus doesn’t take cash how in the world would tourists be able to use it?

I got an Octopus card when I went to Hong Kong. I got an Oyster card in London. I got an Opal card in Sydney. It’s really not hard to get the appropriate public transport card for the place that you’re at.

Plus, as I mentioned, many places are now moving towards being able to just use your normal debit card, phone, or smartwatch to tap on and off.

if the bus doesn’t take cash how in the world would tourists be able to use it?

Why would tourists be more inclined to use cash?

Because sometimes the dam credit card companies freeze your account when you travel and having the affordable transit option rely on having a functional credit card screw you over when you want to go to the bank to fix the issue. Also minors don’t typically have cards nor asylum seekers. not to mention that cards rely on connection to cellular networks that fail an unreasonable amount

Because sometimes the dam credit card companies freeze your account when you travel

Not really. Just buy something at the airport.

Also minors don’t typically have cards

Not true, not in the UK anyway. And minors young enough to not have cards don’t travel alone.

nor asylum seekers.

Firstly, not true. Secondly, you said “tourists”.

Yup, I rode the bus a lot for a few years, and the first time I went, I checked what the fare was and made sure I was ready, and even on the 100th time, I still kept my fare in hand before getting on. I honestly don’t understand why you wouldn’t, surely you want to get where you’re going instead of digging through your pockets in front of the driver…
Burn down the self chechouts

Hell no. They’re a godsend. Don’t have to interact with people and I get out of the store in way less time. And you don’t have a person standing behind you waiting for you to pack your shit.

If they made some system where you could buy booze with some sort of pre-authentication tied to whatever that approved you then that’d be perfect

Honestly self checkout is the bare minimum for me these days. One of the two duopoly supermarkets in Australia rolled out “scan and go” where you can scan it with an app on your phone and pay on your phone and just walk out (with the occasional random inspection to deter theft) and it was such a huge improvement over even regular self checkout. I was gutted when they announced that option was being deprecated due to low uptake.
S-chain in Finland has that but with a device of their own. Rimi in Baltics has the scan and go through app, it was really nice to use.

has that but with a device of their own

Yeah I first learnt about this type of thing with this video about a similar thing in the Netherlands, which they got 3 or 4 years before we got the app version here in Australia.

And apparently part of the reason they’re deprecating it is that they’re switching from an app version to a “device of their own” version…except unlike the handheld device shown in that video, it’s a big tablet that they’ll have built into some shopping trolleys. So no luck if you’re doing a quick small shop with a handheld basket, or even just carrying it in your arms.

Why Grocery Shopping is Better in Amsterdam

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You must not buy a lot of produce, gift cards or otc medicine; the self checkout is slower every time I have to buy any of these things and it’s given some companies (cvs, Walgreens) a reason to make their employees who would otherwise be working the register do other things and leave the front of the store almost completely unstaffed every time I go in there. Now I have to use a self checkout to buy something I know they need a person there for and then stand around like an idiot waiting for the cashier to come and assist.

If it’s a grocery store and I have even a moderate amount of produce, I don’t have the codes memorized and there’s no bar codes on it, so I have to find everything I’m buying on their checkout machine. Something else inevitably doesn’t scan or the bagging area detector freaks out about something and then I have to completely stop what I’m doing and wait for an employee to come and scan their card.

It has made it a lot easier to steal things though and with the terrible experience that comes with these things, I’m not far from doing.

Produce I buy a lot and it’s pretty quick to do them, put on the scale, find the item, press the button, done. Not much different to how you would weight them, press the button, put on the sticker and then get it scanned/scan it. Sometimes I have a brainfreeze trying to find where the produce is on the menu but I also have brainfreezes about the scale number so evens out.

Gift cards and medicine, no I don’t think I’ve ever bought either from a store. Gift card maybe but it was before the machines.

Oh, I guess our produce checkout system is different; that definitely seems like more of a 1:1. For the grocery stores in my area, we just bag up what we want and the cashier puts in the code and weighs it up at checkout time. It’s much faster for them to do it since they usually have the codes memorized or at least know where it is on their cheat sheet.

Here you normally weigh it yourself. There’s a scale near the produce that has a number pad and you press the corresponding number. The number is mentioned in the price listing for the item and sometimes by an icon. Press that and you get a sticker you put on the produce or the bag. Nice for checking out weight/cost too. So it’s very similar to the self-checkout yeah, just without the sticker.

Lidl is different, they do it at the checkout. Don’t like it myself since I have to be on watch they get it right, sometimes I would’ve paid a lot more.