60 percent humidity? Partial public nudity should be allowed when the humidity rises about 45 percent.

Since that's not the case though, I guess I'll go buy some popsicles

Why did it take me until my forties to rediscover how good popsicles are?
@MLE_online i had my first popsicle in probably a decade just last week and wondered the same thing. mine was cotton-candy flavored.
@misternineham this one was cherry pineapple. I'm glad you had an enjoyable popsicle experience too
@MLE_online must be the summer of the 'sicle