60 percent humidity? Partial public nudity should be allowed when the humidity rises about 45 percent.

Since that's not the case though, I guess I'll go buy some popsicles

Why did it take me until my forties to rediscover how good popsicles are?
@MLE_online i had my first popsicle in probably a decade just last week and wondered the same thing. mine was cotton-candy flavored.
@misternineham this one was cherry pineapple. I'm glad you had an enjoyable popsicle experience too
@MLE_online must be the summer of the 'sicle
@MLE_online @misternineham those cherry-pineapple ones, which I think also come lemon-lime and cherry-mango, are THE best imo.
@mharbowy @misternineham you're right. I tried the cherry mango and it was good, but not as good as the cherry pineapple