Mastodawn

i love this so much

maybe i’ll hang it in my classroom this year

@babyalligator for fun, an unofficial Pythagoras' Theorem DLC:

Pythagoras' Theorem:
the squared area of a hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squared areas of the other two sides

Pythagoras' Gun
a gun handled in euclidean space must be handled with euclidean care

Pythagoras' Cat
the area of a cat is equal to the area of the box containing him

Pythagoras' Razor
the most elegant triangle is probably the right one

Pythagoras' Law
square pizza must be served with three accompanying sides

@falcennial The Streisand Effect:
the attempt to silence or censor information will lead to greater public awareness of that information

Streisand’s Gun:
The time to put the silencer on the gun is before firing, not after

Streisand’s Cat:
If you throw your noisy cat out of the house, it will caterwaul all night outside your window

Streisand’s Razor:
The best singers in the world do not get nose jobs

Streisand’s Law:
Any unpleasant rumor than can be spread, will be spread

@babyalligator 🤣🤣🔥💯💯💯