Recently had a new carpet fitted by a professional carpet fitter. I took all of the off cuts back that the carpenter was going to throw away. Am I ever going to need or use them? Probably not. But the carpet guy can fuck off if he thinks he's having them for free. I paid for it.
@fesshole this is how my parents have ended up with a shed full of pepto-bismol pink carpet that they’ve tried to offload on everyone they can think of for 20 years. That’s what I call winning!