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nixCraft 🐧how to make your product more stupider in 2025? 🤣 via https://github.com/Calvin-LL/CalcGPT.io
𝔱.𝔥.@nixCraft finally, inefficient math.
F4GRX Sébastien
RejZoR@nixCraft After crypto block chain, they need to make it VR compatible. You can't have a calculator loaded with all the buzzwords and not support VR headsets!
Gabriel Adrian Samfira@nixCraft I don't see enough room for a text area where it apologizes when it gets an answer wrong and tells me I'm absolutely right/on the right track. Where do I open a feature request?
Cavallo Pazzo@nixCraft MUHAHHAAA, that's made my day!
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maniabel@nixCraft
I asked a few days ChatGPT: Count the letter a in the word “Saharasandsandala”. The word doesn't exist, but it sounds good and is understood as a sandal for the Sahara sand. But it doesn't matter for the task to understand the meaning of the word. It's just about counting the letter a. Anyone who knows the Latin alphabet and can count to 10 can do this. Even someone who doesn't know the script can recognize the letter a in the word and count it. ChatGPT cannot.
https://mastodon.de/@maniabel/114796904964729715
#ChatGPT #AI
ManiabelChris (@[email protected])
Attached: 1 image Diese Aufgabe ist zu kompliziert für KI: Zähle den Buchstaben a im Wort Saharasandsandala. #KI #AI #ChatGPT
RandomHayBale@nixCraft Upgraded version should be giblified extremely ugly image of the monkey holding answer minted as a NFT. Tech bros would salivate over that.
Ygor@nixCraft Make it into an app that needs permission to your camera, microphone, location, contacts, phone, SMS, and storage. It won't work unless you grant all permissions. Of course, it won't work if you grant all permissions either, and will probably brick and/or backdoor your phone.
lbnvds@nixCraft I cannot wait for this hype cycle to end. 😭
Strypey@nixCraft
> how to make your product more stupider in 2025?
Make it perform an elaborate proof-of-work algorithm to check you're not a bot, so that doing simple arithmetic (the only thing computers are naturally good at) uses the power of 1000 suns.
Oh and be sure to make sure it responds to your query by making you dismiss a series of ads, and attempts to pickpocket you for your email address and phone number, before vomiting up its answer-shaped hairball.
Martina Neumayer@nixCraft No 3D? Doesn't count.
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Björn ❄️ Starkimarm@nixCraft
needs moar quantum
needs moar quantum
Crystal 💾💽📼🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦@nixCraft how to make it stupider -> sell it to Microsoft. works every time
wiedmama@nixCraft I just claimed yesterday "The (only?) best thing about 'AI' is that nobody is talking about blockchain any more" ...
Steven Heywood@nixCraft
It needs a subscription model that scales exponentially on a daily basis and an AI girlfriend interface.
It needs a subscription model that scales exponentially on a daily basis and an AI girlfriend interface.
Reinaldo Coelho (Foca)@nixCraft this is the best usage for the edge tecnology. Use on everywere 😂
Hacker 
@nixCraft It's a clalclulator.
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Simon ZerafaThis is an amazing art/comment project and @GossiTheDog and @jerry may enjoy the art and humour 🙂👍
Jerry 🦙💝🦙
Stefan 'lerothas' D. 
@nixCraft
But where are the ads? I mean full screen ads playing every three calculations for at least 15 seconds.
And no login via Facebook, google or apple? 😱 what if I want to access my calculations from different devices or share them via X?
But where are the ads? I mean full screen ads playing every three calculations for at least 15 seconds.
And no login via Facebook, google or apple? 😱 what if I want to access my calculations from different devices or share them via X?
Ch M[ae][iy]e?r 🇪🇺 🤍 🇬🇱@nixCraft I feel, the result is right, somehow. ...
"1"+toChr(1+1+1) = "13", isn't it?
But indeed, I miss ads more than blockchain here. ...