This Prime Day, you can save 100% of the cost of anything on Amazon by not buying it!

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Me: I saved SO MUCH MONEY on Prime Day.

Them: Oh, yeah? What did you get?

Me: Nothing.
@maxleibman oh, hey, here's a prime day song to listen to while not buying anything: https://youtu.be/dQ0_qLsev5o
The Warehouse Picker's Song

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@maxleibman every day is Zero Prime Day in my world ๐Ÿ™‚
@maxleibman Thats me in a nutshell. I dont have an Amazon account.
@maxleibman let's make prime day for prime numbers again!!
@maxleibman YES. Watch me enter the Amazon store yelling "give me ZERO of EVERYTHING!"
@maxleibman wouldn't that be good. If the world boycotted Bezos for Prime Day.
@maxleibman A lot of the stuff on there mysteriously got more expensive so it could be discounted for prime day... funny that.
@maxleibman saved a ton on car insurance too by following this same advice!
@maxleibman @altim Prime day on the 8th of any month is obviously nonsense. The 7th, 11th or 13th and then we still do not buy itโ€ฆ๐Ÿ™ƒ
@maxleibman @maxleibman Followed. More damn tips, please!
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You probably don't need it anyway!
@maxleibman you mean being an Indian tech scammer and get a few bucks and get arrested?
@maxleibman But then what will I do with all the drop-shipped junk that breaks the first time I use it? Surely I canโ€™t get a refund if I didnโ€™t pay anything for it

@maxleibman Prime day..... I'm seeing posts about something called Prime Day. Don't feel like mathematics today.....

Definitely saving 100%

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@maxleibman And our books were all liberated.
@maxleibman And get nothing in return except for avoiding the social shaming of people who disagree with Amazon's practices. IDK, not worth it as Amazon is rather convenient. Two days surely saves more fuel than two weeks of shipping.
@maxleibman But I needed socks.
@maxleibman I quit Amazon a few months back, and have found what most of what I was buying there at other stores. Most of those stores are local.
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You can get even more savings if you have a Prime subscription... by canceling it.
@maxleibman We have been making that 100% saving for a long time!

Right.

Consumerism is evil.

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@maxleibman I'm saying 101 because I like Prime numbers any day!
@maxleibman this sounds like my carbon credit scheme... I should make tons of carbon credit because I'm not taking a helicopter to work.

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"feed me, please... I'm dying" - the frail and faint sounds ot the oligarchs that once fed upon my budget

@maxleibman I was skeptical... but this works!