Wayde ☕
josefthink i might put a thing on my website where if it's after 5 PM or on the weekend, it's like. "sorry the website is closed". but theres a link. 'peer in through the window'. and you click it and you can browse the site kinda. but its very dark because the lights are switched off etc
John Francis 🇨🇦🦫🍁💪⬆️@jk if you click certain links the "security system" is triggered, siren, red tint, metal shutters descend, trapping the mouse pointer in a small area.
Misofist@jk While peering in through the window, all `input` elements are disabled.
Some links fail to work, instead triggering a toast that says "this page cannot be seen from the window".
gloriouscow@gloriouscow Wouldn't be the first time I've done that...
Andy Wingo@jk reminds me of the old flashlight screensaver thing in a way
Dianora (Diane Bruce)@jk You nut.
Keep up the good work eh?
HakonS 🇳🇴@jk 5 PM local time for you, or according to the browser? It would be sad if I only found American/Asian websites closed for the day since I'm on European time!
The Stage Rabbit (he/him)
Allusion@jk This website is under construction. Hard hats and safety shoes are mandatory. Visitors must check in with the foreperson. [links to WHMIS safety data sheets]
Syl 
@jk Wait I love this
Wulfy—Speaker to the machinesQuite easy to implement with a tiny JavaScript and css.
Great way to downrank your website with google for literal dark patters.
Yes, I am neurospicy, how did you know?
David Wall 🍥
Christ van Willegen@jk
There are web shops in the very religious part of The Netherlands that close on Sundays...
There are web shops in the very religious part of The Netherlands that close on Sundays...