Francisco EscobedoJul 5
Cafou Lapin 🥕
Your password must contain two characters who talk to each other about something other than a man
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Show threadLingüista Aburrido乁(⁰͡ Ĺ̯⁰͡ ㄏMay 14
@cafou OK, ça m'a fait rigoler
Show threadIris VolkMay 14
@cafou 👏
Show threadEndlessMasonMay 14
@cafou
Your password can not contain "return" or "home"
Show threadRoss of OttawaMay 14
@cafou if a gun is mentioned in your password it has to be used in no later than two subsequent passwords.
Show threadClaudiusMay 15
@ottaross @cafou your password must contain an object that only exists to drive the login process forward
Show threadBrian BareschMay 16
@claudius @ottaross @cafou there are only two passwords: a ping goes on a journey, and a query comes to town.
Show threadClaudiusMay 16
@editer @ottaross @cafou I love this one!
Show threadSordid Amok!May 14
@cafou Your password must contain one character who always tells the truth and one character who always tells lies
Show threadTobias HellgrenMay 14
@cafou That would be secure on multiple levels
Show threadButtered JortsMay 14
@cafou @bentoh well that’s one way to encourage the use of passphrases though I’m unclear about the entropy.
Show threadMx. Alba May 14
@cafou two named characters even!
Show threadRoss of OttawaMay 14

@cafou Your password should also have two characters that are buddies – one of them good, and the other a bit psycho so you're not sure what he's going to do.

Another character should be retiring in the next password update (but he's not going to make it.)

Show threadCats Who Code (cursed)May 14
@cafou new password manager, BechdelPass
Show threadNone HitwonderMay 14
@cafou Bechdelpass is a great password manager but very strict.
Show threadE. C. BigribsMay 14

@nonehitwonder Much more secure than PirandelloPass, which is just six characters in search of a password.

Pretty absurd, if you ask me.

@cafou

Show threadNone HitwonderMay 14
@eedly @cafou I want to give this toot some kind of award.
Show threadE. C. BigribsMay 14

@nonehitwonder I mean, what was all that education for if I can't make a joke that really kills with one person on the internet.

@cafou

Show threadAdam R. WoodJul 4
@eedly @nonehitwonder @cafou Two!
Show threadPeteJul 5

@eedly @nonehitwonder @cafou

I don't get it but it makes me happy that someone finds it funny

Show threadPteryx the Puzzle SecretaryJul 5

@pete

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bechdel_test

@eedly @nonehitwonder @cafou

Bechdel test - Wikipedia

Show threadCaptain ButtonMay 15
@eedly @nonehitwonder @cafou
Trying to think of how ChekhovPass would work but coming up blank.
Show threadNone HitwonderMay 15
@cptbutton @eedly @cafou the role of CheckhovPass is to ASK for passwords, not give them.
Show threadE. C. BigribsMay 15

@cptbutton ChekhovPass has a "Forgot Password, Erase Device" button that you just know you are going to click some time in the next act

@nonehitwonder @cafou

Show threadblausand 🐟Jul 4
@eedly @nonehitwonder @cafou
This toot is hereby granted some kind of award 🏅
Show threadszakibMay 14
@cafou AliceAndBob
Show threadKallistiMay 14
@cafou Your password cannot start with "tavern"
Show threadJanoschkowskiMay 14
@cafou one of the Charakters has to be Doctor or an Elf?
Show threadAnn EffesMay 14

@cafou

LOL

Show threadRaVe[n] [she/her/none]May 14
@cafou
besides, these characters must have names, otherwise the Bechdel is not fully implemented 😉
Show threadThe1goit May 14
@cafou the sum of the numbers in your password must be a prime number
Show threadRyanMay 14
@cafou OhMyGodBeckyLookAtHerButt
Show threadLauren LeFey (kinkykitty mode)May 14
@cafou This made me laugh very loudly on a rough day, thank you 
Show threadScottrossiMay 14
@cafou oh nooooo im a gay ex ho thsts gonna be difficult from me!!!😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Show threadwordsmith‽ ⁂May 14
@cafou bechdelwallace2
Show threadjohnMay 14
@cafou it took awhile but they are talking about dolphins now
Show threadianMay 15
@bakerjohnj @cafou https://youtu.be/b8g_j5y2OK4?si=wj3qihEkQiJw05yN
Fred Neil - Dolphins (HQ)

YouTube
Show threadjohnMay 15
@finitebaffle @cafou sometimes I have to wonder about the dolphin in me
Show threadSean MurthyMay 15
@cafou p and q, both lower case.
Show threadRaymondMay 15
@smurthys @cafou Your password isn't strong enough. Add some weights to make it atronger 🏋️‍♂️
Show threadEdelruth In The Wrong TimelineMay 15

@cafou

🏆

Show threadAlexMay 15
@cafou
Congratulations!
You just unlocked password security level 9000!
Show threadDavid PhilippiMay 15
@cafou B3chd31!
Show threadLonganimusMay 15
@cafou Or you will exceed your rate limit and irredeemably lose your access at BlueSky, and will be forced to retreat to Mastodon.
Show threadJoshua RoseMay 16
@cafou needed a laugh
Show threadCassandrichMay 17
@cafou Ok, now that's gonna seriously limit password entropy...
Show threadmillennial falconMay 21
@cafou 🏆
Show threadGeoff CoffeyJul 4
@cafou Back on the 90s my go to password incorporated the Pleiades so I pass! Wait but does my password talk about me? Maybe I fail. In the words of Kimmie Schmidt, boy this is hard.
Show threadCiourte PiailleJul 4

Your password must contain a dirty half-torn letter, hidden in plain sight in a slot of a cheap card rack hanging near the mantelpiece.

@cafou

Show threadRupert V/Jul 5
@cafou Clients SHOULD refuse to answer the call for a password until they have met the mentor.
Show threadPottery by OsaJul 5
@cafou the Bechdel password security test