Anja HerwigJul 2
stux⚑
Remember, there are no ghosts... Only #cats..
Jul 2 at 3:55pmWeb
Show threaddjsolar913Jul 2
@stux 
Show threadAlex   Jul 2
@stux "There is no Dana, there is only Zuul." #Ghostbusters
Show threadKnut πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄πŸ§ΈJul 2
@stux dude clearly has never owned a cat. "Oh, damned, something strange just happened. My cat must be bored again". Like a ghost could be throwing books across the room, and I'd be yelling at my cat to stop.
Show threadstux⚑Jul 2

@praetor Haha but for real  

All noises i don't reconize here i 'blame' the cats for 

Show threadKnut πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄πŸ§ΈJul 2
@stux i know!!! Me too!!
Show threadIvesJul 2
@praetor @stux It's been 13 years now since I last had a cat. And my brain still goes "oh, that's the cat" when I hear a strange noise or see something moving in the corner of my eye.
Show threadGanbatteJul 2

@ives @praetor @stux

hmmm....

Show threadBen Royce πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦Jul 2

@ives @praetor @stux

*phew*

i thought you were onto me

i'll now continue living in your crawlspace without any concern you're onto me

Show threadIvesJul 2
@benroyce @praetor @stux You're welcome... 😹
Show threadBen Royce πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦Jul 2

@ives @praetor @stux

i don't like the crumbly cookies you buy. please stock the gooey ones please

🀭

Show threadIvesJul 2
@benroyce @praetor @stux Ok, but I'll probably forget. Can you add them to the shopping list on the kitchen counter?
Show threadBen Royce πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦Jul 2

@ives @praetor @stux

reminds of the person who asked about strange post it notes around the house, in a legal advice thread of all places, suspecting something nefarious

some stunningly genius level person, from that scant evidence, successfully diagnosed that they had a carbon monoxide problem in their living space

https://www.wbur.org/endlessthread/2018/03/09/something-wicked

Something Wicked

"Our landlord isn't letting me talk to you, but it's important we do." This text was written on one of several creepy post-it notes that mysteriously appeared in Redditor RBradbury1920's apartment. Who wrote them? Why? And how were they getting there? We get to the bottom of this famous Reddit mystery.

Show threadIvesJul 2
@benroyce @praetor @stux Good. Now put two and two together and ask yourself if you're really reading this on mastodon or if you're hallucinating it due to CO poisoning :^).
Show threadBen Royce πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦Jul 2

@ives @praetor @stux

you are me and i am you!

Show threadLappenjammerJul 2
@benroyce I am the eggman!
Show threadKnut πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄πŸ§ΈJul 2
@ives @benroyce @stux or if you just have a cat. Mine will pull plastic shopping bags out of the trash, and leave them around because he likes the sound of them.
Show threadAndresJul 2

@praetor @stux *spooky ghost noises*

"Dude, it's not even close to dinner time! I'll feed you later. Leave me alone."

Show threadMr. Bruno Jul 2
@stux Scaredy cat! 😼
Show threadNeal Wilson βœ…Jul 2
@stux One of the cats I used to live with liked to pick up and carry a big plushy seal around the house. The stuffed animal was much larger than the cat at the time so depending on the view angle it could look like the seal was moving around the house on its own.
Show threadAlex@rtnVFRmedia Suffolk UKJul 2
@stux I think its a shop cat, who is enjoying playing games with the human? when he goes outside the cat is watching his reaction but hiding round the corner of a large box containing watermelons πŸ‰ 🐈 😹
Show threadMacCruiskeenJul 2
@vfrmedia @stux Yeah, I make a guess from the way the guy goes outside to look that this is not the first time they've played this game, and also, it is not *his* cat.
Show threadAnnelies Kamran, Ph.D.Jul 2
@stux his utter bewilderment 🀣
Show threadA_kJul 2
@stux 😁
Show threadCindyJul 2

@stux

😼 rule the 🌎

Show threadEser SevinçJul 2
@stux It's a Turkish Cat πŸ™‚
Show threadπ™Žπ™©π™€π™’π™–π™©π™– β˜„Jul 2
@stux or maybe a ghost cat 
Show threadDangerousTeaJul 2
@stux My cat has gotten heaver, despite being on a diet. But he now makes the stairs creak, something only humans did in the past. Very unnerving if you are home alone.
Show threadNone HitwonderJul 2
@stux I LOVE that you can see the cat peek out from behind the watermelons towards the end of the video.
Show threadSci-Fi GirlJul 2

@nonehitwonder @stux

Yes! 🀣

Show threadMo β’Άβ˜­πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈJul 2
@stux we do a little trolling
Show threadStroomAfwaarts 🌱Jul 2

@stux πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ‘»

(I had to explain it to my husband πŸ˜‚)

Show threadimpossibleibex πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦Jul 2
@stux and she's hiding outside for him ;)
Show threadMiakodaJul 2
@stux That cat was 100% deliberately fucking with that human! 🀣️
Show threadVeronica Olsen πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡³πŸ‡΄πŸŒ»Jul 2

@hellomiakoda I'm sure they've been doing this deliberately and with coordination for thousands of years!

@stux

Show threadR.L. Dane   πŸ΅ Jul 2

@stux

https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=GyRIk99toRE
"Why Ghosts Don't Haunt Asians" β€” Steven He

Show threadRobinJul 2
@stux to slow hooman 😹
Show threadxs4me2Jul 2

@stux

😬

Boooh!

😼

Show threadMark Wyner Won’t Comply Jul 2
@stux I literally laughed out loud when I read your comment. Good times.
Show threadNazoJul 2

@stux Rofl, I love that the cat just zooms on out of there as soon as he's starting to look so no matter how he looks around he can't find the culprit.

That's a good prank little kitty. Good prank.

Show threadRome0Jul 2
@stux Metal Gear Neko
Show threadRed HoodJul 3
@stux
omg πŸ˜‚ πŸ™
Show threadNone HitwonderJul 3
@stux in the course of repeat viewings of this video throughout the day, I have developed a full-on headcanon wherein that cat bothers this guy all the time and he gets so mad about it, but the guy doesn't understand it's because the cat loves him so much. 😭
Show threadpaulJul 3

@stux

look at cctv?

nah.

Show threadPaul Chambers🚧Jul 3
@amiserabilist They way it peers out from around the rubbish bin at the end... 🀭 😸 @stux
Show threadpaulJul 3
@paul @stux
Show threadTom6d ago

@stux

At the end of the first shot the camera starts to pan up to folloow the guy out. Is this normal security cam behaviour?

Show threadEugenia L3d ago
@Tallish_Tom @stux it's just that they have zoomed in during editing for the first scene. When he walks out, it's the full screen, as you can see the camera's date. They simply zoomed in and panned in the first scene.