stux⚡Jul 2
Remember, there are no ghosts... Only #cats..
Show threadKnut 🏳️‍🌈 🇳🇴🧸Jul 2
@stux dude clearly has never owned a cat. "Oh, damned, something strange just happened. My cat must be bored again". Like a ghost could be throwing books across the room, and I'd be yelling at my cat to stop.
Show threadIvesJul 2
@praetor @stux It's been 13 years now since I last had a cat. And my brain still goes "oh, that's the cat" when I hear a strange noise or see something moving in the corner of my eye.
Show threadBen Royce 🇺🇦Jul 2

@ives @praetor @stux

*phew*

i thought you were onto me

i'll now continue living in your crawlspace without any concern you're onto me

Show threadIvesJul 2
@benroyce @praetor @stux You're welcome... 😹
Show threadBen Royce 🇺🇦Jul 2

@ives @praetor @stux

i don't like the crumbly cookies you buy. please stock the gooey ones please

🤭

Show threadIves
@benroyce @praetor @stux Ok, but I'll probably forget. Can you add them to the shopping list on the kitchen counter?
Jul 2 at 4:44pmWeb
Show threadBen Royce 🇺🇦Jul 2

@ives @praetor @stux

reminds of the person who asked about strange post it notes around the house, in a legal advice thread of all places, suspecting something nefarious

some stunningly genius level person, from that scant evidence, successfully diagnosed that they had a carbon monoxide problem in their living space

https://www.wbur.org/endlessthread/2018/03/09/something-wicked

Something Wicked

"Our landlord isn't letting me talk to you, but it's important we do." This text was written on one of several creepy post-it notes that mysteriously appeared in Redditor RBradbury1920's apartment. Who wrote them? Why? And how were they getting there? We get to the bottom of this famous Reddit mystery.

Show threadIvesJul 2
@benroyce @praetor @stux Good. Now put two and two together and ask yourself if you're really reading this on mastodon or if you're hallucinating it due to CO poisoning :^).
Show threadBen Royce 🇺🇦Jul 2

@ives @praetor @stux

you are me and i am you!

Show threadLappenjammerJul 2
@benroyce I am the eggman!
Show threadKnut 🏳️‍🌈 🇳🇴🧸Jul 2
@ives @benroyce @stux or if you just have a cat. Mine will pull plastic shopping bags out of the trash, and leave them around because he likes the sound of them.