Toot Ωncommon - RIP 🇺🇸

#uspol There /s no bottom.

Executive Order 21654 signed this evening orders the removal of the color blue from all American flags before July 4th. “The color of the loser Democrat Party, who only want to destroy our Great Country and kill your babies, will no longer be on our beautiful flag.”

Jul 2 at 12:44amWeb
Show threadVeeJul 2
@opethminded 🤣🤣🤣this is a joke right?
Show threadToot Ωncommon - RIP 🇺🇸Jul 2
@VeroniqueB99 A totally believable one.
Show threadVeeJul 2
@opethminded I share a lot of those too... but it's getting super hard to tell them apart...🤣🤣🤣
Show threadToot Ωncommon - RIP 🇺🇸Jul 2
@VeroniqueB99 I put a “/s” in the alt-text. Guess it shoulda been placed more prominently
Show threadVeeJul 2
@opethminded 😉
Show threadFuse ViewsJul 2

@VeroniqueB99

Yeah. I think I mentioned this to one of your toots, Vee.

Satire is now indistinguishable from reality.

@theonion may as well just publish DJT's EOs.

Now, please excuse me while I laugh maniacally as the world descends into darkness...

@opethminded

Show threadVeeJul 2

@TimePencil @theonion @opethminded

yeah we did... yet we can't seem to be shocked at having to witness it... 🤷‍♀️

Show threadHavyhh2Jul 2
@opethminded ....not The Onion?
Show threadBillJul 2

@havvyhh2 @opethminded

Wife asked if it was Andy Borowitz

Show threadDormouseJul 2

@opethminded I was actually searching the web for a while and considered this disinformation before reading replies.

And I am usually very good at catching such jokes.

Please, make sure your jokes are extra funny when doing satire about US, this topic is too hard to distinguish from made-up nonsense.

Show threadToot Ωncommon - RIP 🇺🇸Jul 2
@dormouse759 I tucked a /s in the alt-text, but then again, believability is kinda the point.
Show threadDormouseJul 2
@opethminded I can see the picture with my functioning eyes, I don't usually view the alt.