@SmudgeTheInsultCat
Imma working on reducing that.

@SmudgeTheInsultCat BREAKING: Alberta threatens to separate from Earth unless the federal government promises a pipeline to Uranus.

@SmudgeTheInsultCat yeah well it was taco night.

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Is that why I fart?

@SmudgeTheInsultCat
Must be all the beans

@SmudgeTheInsultCat
Transmissions from Uranus?
Sometimes the jokes just make themselves