I agree. The only reasonable alternative for coffee in the morning is proper tea (in the British style). Strong, with milk (without milk, the tannins are deeply unpleasant). Preferably made with a decent brand. Anything else people call tea (earl grey, herbal etc) is delightful but not for before noon.
Context- British tea drinker with a moderate obsession for properly made coffee. We travel with our own teabags.
At the risk of insulting @lauren , as he's American and has lived all his life in LA, we must enquire as to how he makes "tea" and what type of "tea" he's vigorously disagreeing with.
https://youtu.be/rG-rMpQT-GQ?t=66
PS: Loose tea is better than tea bags.
@lauren @tempusfelix
You didn't say whether you drink your coffee with or without sugar and cream. If you want something definitely stronger than water, I suggest properly made Hong Kong style milk tea. If you like your coffee black, you might find an "Irish Breakfast" blend that meets your criteria.
https://murchies.com/fine-tea/features/breakfast-teas/
(The Google coffees were OK, but barely comparable to any random coffee bar in Italy)
FWIW, one way I can tell that I'm coming down with a cold is that I start to dislike coffee and have an urge to drink tea. Maybe it's the theanine in tea, but I feel the caffeine in coffee much more than the caffeine In tea (similar amounts of caffeine).
If you really want a hit of caffeine (and various antioxidents), try "koicha" (thick matcha). https://ippodotea.com/blogs/ippodo-tea-blog/koicha-for-a-next-level-matcha-experience
(but this requires higher grade matcha than is generally available in the US)