Cavyherd@zombiewarrior @mvilain @sjvn @pluralistic
I'm weirdly grateful to my chainsmoking parents for smoking so unbelieveably obnoxiously much that it put me off the whole concept for ever.
Noodlemaz@cavyherd @zombiewarrior @mvilain @sjvn @pluralistic I sort of have that but I also watched my dad literally be eaten from the inside by so much cancer, it eventually got through his skin. He wasted away in front of us, only quitting just before an emergency diagnosis.
A product that kills *HALF* of all its users should not be available anywhere on the planet.
@noodlemaz @zombiewarrior @mvilain @sjvn @pluralistic
...unless you have enough money to buy the regulators 🤦
Michael Vilain@cavyherd @noodlemaz @zombiewarrior @sjvn @pluralistic
When a billionaire dies, who inherits their Senators?
Stefan Edward Jones@mvilain @cavyherd @noodlemaz @zombiewarrior @sjvn @pluralistic I'm kind of hoping they are buried alive in the billionaire's tomb.
This should happen to Trump's cabinet and advisors when he kicks the bucket.
I imagine that Miller might survive the longest, eating the flesh of the others and drinking the visitor- piss leaking into the tomb from above.
@StefanEJones @mvilain @noodlemaz @zombiewarrior @sjvn @pluralistic
I'm not convinced he's not a vampire, & would just estevate until erosion or grave-robbers cracked the chambers & let him out.
Ron Beavis ❌@cavyherd @StefanEJones @mvilain @noodlemaz @zombiewarrior @sjvn @pluralistic They aren't single owner, they are more like time shares.
ROTOPE~1 
@StefanEJones nobody's bringing their weak, watery piss game to such a hallowed site. You have to be backed up to where you're pissing Diesel Exhaust Fluid to gain admission.