Alchemy is only ever going to get better and it is improving every year.

Soon Alchemy will make goldminers obsolete.

Some very smart people are very into Alchemy, you would not doubt distinguished experts such as Sir Isaac Newton, head of The Royal Mint, would you?
Fear not the environmental impact of Alchemy. Those fumes are harmless.
I require several tons of various metals as a capital investment, but fear not for I will be able to produce gold in the next year!
@szbalint we have already been able to produce pyrite. You can kind of use it like gold. It's practically gold, it looks like gold, basically... it's gold!
@szbalint rather: "once we have unlimited gold, we will easily be able to reverse the deleterious effects of the fumes, in ways we cannot yet possibly imagine"
@szbalint well, time to pivot from selling shovels to selling lead…

@szbalint

Great post. Thank you.

*Necromancy has already made economists obsolete, but all scientific predictions will follow soon.*

@rtme

@szbalint Alchemy is the live version of Love Over Gold. Checks out.