Wednesday, it's Captain!

(see https://mathstodon.xyz/@Scmbradley/114676343373917170, https://infosec.exchange/@isotopp/114680337675015896, now posted from a proper computer with a keyboard and edit tools instead of a cellphone, and on an actual Wednesday)

@isotopp 😂
Bevor ich es verstand, dachte ich erst der Käptn hätte Yoda verschluckt. 😂

@isotopp
😬 Der ist gut!

Btw., der KI-#Alttext bringt leider den Witz nicht rüber.
In den Sprechblasen steht:
Wednesday Addams: Hello, Commodore!
Captain Haddock: Wednesday, it's Captain!

@isotopp more AI slop
@edgeofeurope @isotopp
Alas yes, and they didn't care enough to fix the most obvious ai bodge; but the concept is amusing anyway.
@BRicker @edgeofeurope I never understand 1) why people use these AI slop images and 2) when they have obvious but easy to fix mistakes why they don't fix them? I guess both can be answered with laziness.
@bloody_albatross @BRicker it's quite an easy fix, too
@edgeofeurope @BRicker Exactly! Adding another finger to Wednesday's hand might be a bit more difficult, but still doable.
@BRicker @edgeofeurope @isotopp
Well, it doesn't matter what the external costs are as long as we're mildly amused for a second, right?
@jargoggles @edgeofeurope @isotopp
That does appear to be the zeitgeist. 😒
(If the externalities were charged to the user, hiring a real artist on fivverr to copy-pasta would be cheaper, almost as quick, and provide income to actual humans?)
@BRicker @edgeofeurope @isotopp worse, they now retouched it to hide the worst "AI" tells. That’s inacceptable.
@edgeofeurope @isotopp It can be so easily to spot sometimes, like how this one is piss yellow
@thibaultmol @isotopp just take one look at the beer bottle
@edgeofeurope @isotopp oh yeah, I just meant the ai piss yellow can be seen from a thumbnail resolution even xd

@edgeofeurope @isotopp

To quote the great @Eetschrijver:

"Maybe we should stop having these silly pictures made, heating up a billion liters of cooling water and leaving three African villages without electricity for a week."

@edgeofeurope @isotopp Also, Wednesday Addams got her START as a cartoon character, publishing contemporaneously with later Tintin!

@edgeofeurope @isotopp

Looks like even the alt text was slop too...

@isotopp Dieser Holzfinger auf dem Etikett der Flasche (oder was auch immer das sein soll) triggert mich total. So kann ich das nicht teilen.
@isotopp @losttourist it's quite obviously an Atari ST, not a Commodore 🙄

@isotopp

Why does the table have a finger around the bottle?

@snarkweek @isotopp

That's Wednesday's missing finger. The table stole it.

@isotopp Both Captain and Wednesday are so perfectly met, especially the Tintin drawing style, I wonder if the AI was trained with 🪄intellectual property✨😁
@isotopp@infosec.exchange AI slop makes for an easy block.
@isotopp Pun of the week, and it's only Wednesday
@isotopp AI slop?
@mirabilos because of the hand on the table? @isotopp
@andijah @isotopp not exactly, but very close
@mirabilos the hand isn't the problem, it belongs to the Addams family. The bottle is the culprit.
The joke isn't bad, the way it's presented is rather uninspiring. To say the least.
@isotopp
@isotopp Someone do a version that's not AI slop. 🙄
@dalias @isotopp graphic design is my passion
@mcbaumwolle could you maybe change to alt text so that the joke is clear without the reference to the original toot so one can boost it? :)
I propose:
The "It's Wednesday" Tintin meme template but Tintin has been replaced by Wednesday from the Addams Family. Her speech bubble reads "Hello, Commodore!" and the captain replies "it's Captain, Wednesday"
@mcbaumwolle @dalias @isotopp Text bubbles are in wrong order, I'd modify it but my readily available tools are well… LibreSprite and dpaint.js which are comfortable but don't do text.
@dalias @isotopp Jfc. I didn't realize the AI slop until I saw the wood plank cut in front of the whiskey bottle.
@icil @isotopp There must be a big market for AI cuckoldry.
@isotopp
Well, now, isn't that a fun crossover!
@isotopp
Encore une image généré par iA 😒😤

@isotopp

@crowdagger c'est de l'IA, regarde la bouteille.

@nartagnan @isotopp @crowdagger
Et la couleur de l'image caracteristique
@isotopp would you remove this image, please? it's ai generated
@isotopp This keeps getting funnier the longer its settling in.
@isotopp It seems like there must be a really excellent word in German for #AISlop.

@isotopp

Good joke, hate that the image is AI tho.

@isotopp
You coulda drawn it and then it woulda been funny.