Creative protest opportunity...

The Met Office is currently looking for people to suggest up to 5 names for storms.
It would be great if thousands all suggested the same 5 names (in alphabetical order as that's how storm names apoear):
BigOil, BP, Equinor, Exxon, Shell.

This is a creative, humorous and peaceful way to register our concerns and protest to a government body. Whilst the Met Office is unlikely to adopt any of the above 5 names, if they are suggested in huge numbers it may attract media coverage, as was the case with Boaty McBoatface but with more serious intent. This would be enough to make the point to the government and the wider British public, might even get some overseas attention.

Met Office page is: https://www.metoffice.gov.uk/forms/name-our-storms-call-for-names

Please share as widely as you can.

Name our Storms

Met Office
@annaf done, here we go for Boaty McBoatface again but this time for climate criminals
@annaf
I got a bit personal with Putin & Mohammed Bonesaw.
@annaf i would also like to point out that they ask for an explanation of your reasoning for the names you provide, and they ask for permission to "use your reasoning." I would say you should give them this explanation and permission to use it.

@itsmeholland @annaf

I made a sub... Valero for Equinor, and said something about how only big, bad, destructive storms get names. Like the big, bad, OG owners of those names, who lied about plastics, recycling, and the climate catastrophe. Which points to them as instigators of big, bad, destructive storms.

@itsmeholland @annaf It is better composing our own text, this is weaker if it looks like a cut and paste job.
@Homestead @annaf i didn't say anyone shouldn't compose their own text 🤷
@itsmeholland @annaf didn’t say yours wasn’t good. 👍 We’re all on the same team.
@itsmeholland that sounds good. I think I just wrote ‘got to do something’ in mine!

@annaf My selection: Amoco, BP, Chevron, ExxonMobil, Gazprom...

This is a really good idea.

@annaf done.
Reason for choice:

Ecological activism.
The would be (will be) storms wouldn't be as strong if climate change was mitigated, instead, we are in our second year overshooting the goals for 2038.

@annaf
Curious how Stormy McStormerson is faring in the voting.
@annaf
I vote for apoear
Heard of an ear
Never heard of an apo
And DEFINITELY want to know what an apoear is
@annaf done. Same 5 names. If everyone votes the same 5 names (other choices are valid, but dilutes the impact) there's a [slim] chance the media may take notice.
@annaf Great idea. Reason given "It would be like putting sponsors' names on the side of racing car."

@annaf

They do ask for a name and an email address. I made up a name and gave a Proton mail alias.

@springdiesel @annaf I usually use https://www.guerrillamail.com/ for things like this. Unless of course you want to provide a real one
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Don't want to give them your real email? Use a temporary email. No registration, lasts 60 mins. Protection from Spam

@annaf done & boosted

@annaf they normally require A, B, C, D, etc.

So Aramco, BP, Chevron,?, ExxonMobil.

(can't think of a D right now)

@annaf brilliant, thank you for the nudge

@annaf

B is for Billionaire

@annaf
What about 'Beepy',... like a thing which goes 'beep'. Or 'Shelly'.