GlastonBenyJun 25
Show threadBen Royce 🇺🇦Jun 25

@TheBreadmonkey

"Jeff #Bezos alters #Venice wedding plans after threat of inflatable crocodiles":

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/jun/24/jeff-bezos-lauren-sanchez-change-wedding-reception-location-in-venice-after-threatened-protest

And that's how you do it folks

Show threadCM ThiedeJun 25
@benroyce @TheBreadmonkey Yeah, go get married in your flying penis, Earth burner!
Show threadGlastonBeny

@cmthiede @benroyce

This really really made me laugh. And then sad. And then laugh again.

Jun 25 at 12:27pmWeb
Show threadMedea Vanamonde🏳️‍⚧️ ♀Jun 25

@TheBreadmonkey @cmthiede @benroyce

Exactly.

Imagine a world
Where we take
It
All away from him
And send him back
To running
A used book store
In Bellevue
In a garage
That’s not even his