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Ben Royce 🇺🇦"Jeff #Bezos alters #Venice wedding plans after threat of inflatable crocodiles":
And that's how you do it folks
CM Thiede@benroyce @TheBreadmonkey Yeah, go get married in your flying penis, Earth burner!
Medea Vanamonde🏳️⚧️ ♀@TheBreadmonkey @cmthiede @benroyce
Exactly.
Imagine a world
Where we take
It
All away from him
And send him back
To running
A used book store
In Bellevue
In a garage
That’s not even his
DD@benroyce @TheBreadmonkey cool, but I still prefer guillotines. 😝
Beige CatsWhoCode
hard to tell the difference lately 
llanciawnBecause those blow up crox give him Milk Bone
HarriettMB@benroyce @TheBreadmonkey I hope there’s a high tide or storm that floods St Marks Square (it happens regularly), and that a bunch of tiger mosquitoes are blown in from Africa. Their bite is really nasty and painful, inflamed for days: sometimes hospital treatment and antibiotics are required. Been there, done that.
Tats 🇬🇧🫖@benroyce @TheBreadmonkey I bet they bought them on amazon