Steve4d ago
Randahl Fink

Brief summary of the Trump presidency:

Trump’s Israel-Iran peace deal will be a huge success… right after Trump’s Ukraine-Russia peace deal is reached… which happens right after Gaza becomes the “Riviera of The Middle East”… which comes right after Trump does 90 trade deals in 90 days… which will happen right after Elon Musk finds 2 trillion dollars of waste in the federal budget… which will happen right after Canada becomes the 51st state.

And it will all happen…

In two weeks.

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Show threadChristian Gudrian5d ago
@randahl And right after that I'll be finishing all the repairs at home.
Show threadPommes Spezial5d ago
@randahl but what about greenland and egg-prices?
Show threadParade du Grotesque 💀5d ago

@randahl

Give or take 48h for a quick golf trip.

That orange man has needs.

Show threadIlka5d ago
@randahl perfect summary of the fantasy in the brain of the mad man.
Only sad thing is, we have to watch it in reality not comming true but suffering the fallout anyways.
Show threadAmanda 🦮🐈🗾✊😏🫂☯️5d ago
@randahl @diekehrseite 🤣👏👏
Show threadSteve Popovich5d ago
@randahl entirely between Trump's miraculously regrowing ears, not at all in the real world.
Show threadEstarriol, lucozade dragon5d ago
@randahl ypu missed out greenland and denmark becoming the 52nd and 53rd states
Show threadAlfred J. Kwak (audiokontor) ☕5d ago
@Thebratdragon @randahl there's still time to support https://denmarkification.com/ 🪓 ☀️
Help Denmark Buy California – Because Why Not?

Buy it from Trump, the bigliest crowdfunding ever

Show threadEstarriol, lucozade dragon5d ago

@mc @randahl

bit warm for Danes, go for Washington and Oregon as well.

Show thread[160 BPM]5d ago

@randahl

Guinness World Records is already planning: The King Donald bigly world-changing edition. 👍

Show threadRené Moser (resmo) レネ5d ago
@randahl but he renamed the golf of mexico! What an achievement.
Show threadDon Thompson5d ago
@randahl
The Qatari gift of their 747-8i BBJ seems a small reward for all that winning
Show threadRené5d ago
@randahl You forgot #greenland 😁
Show threadDenys4d ago
@randahl and if that does not happen, it’s all Biden’s fault