Brief summary of the Trump presidency:

Trump’s Israel-Iran peace deal will be a huge success… right after Trump’s Ukraine-Russia peace deal is reached… which happens right after Gaza becomes the “Riviera of The Middle East”… which comes right after Trump does 90 trade deals in 90 days… which will happen right after Elon Musk finds 2 trillion dollars of waste in the federal budget… which will happen right after Canada becomes the 51st state.

And it will all happen…

In two weeks.