Dario recently forced me to create an account to continue using a blood sugar monitor I already own (😡), so of course I gave my name as "Fuck Off."

This turns out to have been an amazing decision, because they inject your name into their marketing emails. 😂

Someone should run a Little Bobby Tables experiment on Dario's account database. 🤔

https://xkcd.com/327/

Exploits of a Mom

xkcd

Except they probably shouldn’t, because those accounts potentially have a lot of users' important medical data associated.

Though you'd hope they'd keep the user data and marketing databases separate, and only associate user-provided names with the latter…

@jwisser One would also hope that they didn't pull a BioTelCare and allow people to associate test doctors to actual patient accounts like they did to me. Granted, I barely used their shitty device, but that was the shit cherry on top of the shit cake.
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Dario recently forced me to create an account to continue using a blood sugar monitor I already own (😡), so of course I gave my name as "Fuck Off."

This turns out to have been an amazing decision, because they inject your name into their marketing emails. 😂

Someone should run a Little Bobby Tables experiment on Dario's account database. 🤔

https://xkcd.com/327/

Exploits of a Mom

xkcd

Except they probably shouldn’t, because those accounts potentially have a lot of users' important medical data associated.

Though you'd hope they'd keep the user data and marketing databases separate, and only associate user-provided names with the latter…

@jwisser Hope carrying a lot of weight here.
@jwisser One would also hope that they didn't pull a BioTelCare and allow people to associate test doctors to actual patient accounts like they did to me. Granted, I barely used their shitty device, but that was the shit cherry on top of the shit cake.
@jwisser I love the they’ve decided fuck is your first name. It flows so well.
@tewha I stared at this email for a full minute trying to figure out whether an employee had gone rogue or a joke title had made it into production before I figured out what had happened. 😂
Researchers say AI transcription tool used in hospitals invents things no one ever said

Whisper is a popular transcription tool powered by artificial intelligence, but it has a major flaw. It makes things up that were never said. Whisper was created by OpenAI. It's being used in many industries worldwide to translate and transcribe interviews, generate text in popular consumer technologies and create subtitles for videos. OpenAI has promoted Whisper as having near “human level robustness and accuracy." But more than a dozen computer scientists and software developers tell The Associated Press that isn’t always the case and that it's prone to making up chunks of text and even entire sentences. An OpenAI spokesperson says the company studies how to reduce that and updates its models incorporating feedback received.

AP News

@jwisser @tewha if they start using your name to entice others to use their product/service...

Fuck is using Dario, shouldn't you?

😂

@SRDas @jwisser @tewha in that case we need to create an account called "nobody"
@jwisser great news, fuck! is such a good opener to a marketing email
@pebonius RIGHT?
@jwisser it feels like they literally just found out the great news themselves and immediately wrote you before they had time to think

@jwisser I wish I'd thought of it first. I use a different one but yes they too spam me with email ads, which I have read in case it's an alert I should read, or a recall of defective products, etc.

Oh well the trials of a diabetic life. I guess it's still better than when I had to boil my syringe and needles every week for 20 minutes of rolling boil. And only urine tests were available to monitor how you were doing.
So I tolerate their behaviour grudgingly!

@jwisser 'That's Mr Off, for you.'

@jwisser

That's even better than the EICAR string, as a name.

Love it

@jwisser this would work well for political email lists too. Subject line: "Well, Fuck, I hate to say it but we need 10 more donors by tonight"
@jwisser OK, I’m dead from laughter over here
@jwisser i thought i started that with my Kardia, which refuses to set up the software without an email, but never checks or uses it.
@jwisser I once gave my name as "His Highness, Code Guru" to some offer or another and got junk mail addressed that way for years. You may be in for more surprises.
@steter @jwisser husband did something similar -- Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow

@jwisser

They use it for testimonials, please?

@jwisser Did something similar. Makes me laughing every time.
@jwisser on the plus side, they're not using an english-language profanity filter on people's names
@jwisser I laughed and laughed. How awesome
@jwisser fuck, made my day xD

@jwisser

The next step is to charge a subscription fee. I would have said the next step is selling your information, but the undoubtedly already did that.

@jwisser Back in the days, I can't remember which war it was, those devices showed what they measured. Directly on the device. Without smartphone, bluetooth, mobile data plan or WiFi.

I wonder how we've been able to survive these harsh times.

@jwisser We should change our names to Fuck Off.

#mynameisfuckoff

@jwisser

That laughted a fart out of me, and now everybody at work is staring.

@jwisser
"Up the fuck shut, they must."
—Yoda
@jwisser ooh I've done this exact same thing
@jwisser Being a bit over-familiar, aren't they? Tell 'em, that's Mr Off to you.

@jwisser
I do daily checks in the morning and just enter the value into a spreadsheet or on a sheet of paper for later entry

Cloud free, no accounts, completely under my control, it even works when the internet connection is down.

@jwisser It's rather culturally-insentive of them to assume that 'Fuck' is your given name, and not your family name!
@jwisser
It's an unexpectedly common name.
@jwisser Genius move here! 😹

@jwisser please get a testimonial published in their marketing, quoting your enjoyment of their service :D

but are they more likely to
a) lead with "valued customer Fuck Off says..."
or
b) end with "and I'd happily pay more", Fuck Off.

??

@jwisser
I bought a Dario when they first came out and then found they only worked on a limited number of Android phones for reasons that they couldn't tell me. I didn't bother pursuing it but it didn't make me confident.
@jwisser
Dear Fuck, thanks for the big laugh

@jwisser cc: @stronglang

Oh my God this was the laugh I needed today. Literally crying

@jwisser This is hilarious!! I needed a good laugh. On a serious note, you may want to add their bad behavior to the consumer rights wiki:

https://consumerrights.wiki/Consumer_Rights_Wiki:How_to_help

this is exactly the kind of BS they are trying to document and ultimately change!

Consumer Rights Wiki:How to help - Consumer Rights Wiki

@KayEllen I'll take a look, thanks!