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I have the domain probably-not-malware.lol, what is the most suspicious thing I can put on it?
Navi 
deliverator
Ariadne Conill π°
@cadey clearly this needs to become an alpine mirror
dee, love and enby
this bird is floofy
seankhliao
Softwarewolf@cadey *Boykisser meme* You like downloading viruses, don't you
D. Moonfire@cadey A really high Anubis threshold proxy so it takes 1-2 days to run as you slowly watch the progress bar running and your computer winding up until the fan sounds like a jet engine and you are stuck wondering if something horrible being run in your client.
And then use a Corporate Memphis version of the avatar?
@cadey And in the end, it reveals just some uplifting poem.
babble encat@cadey a 250 MB executable that flashes open a bunch of terminal windows
Stel Clementine@cadey you could host 2000s aesthetic sketchy iframe ads for people to put on their neocities site for fun xP
felix (grayscale) πΊ@cadey windows 10 iso
Chester Wisniewski
ducksauz π¦Came here to say this. π
algernon found his parens@cadey Use it as your email address: curl${IFS}probably-not-malware.lol/c2c/blahlablah/me@xeiaso.net.
For added fun, you can also make that commandline work, and serve EICAR. Been there, done that (curl${IFS}174070135.xyz/c2c/d2a1c40a-e322-4b84-9472-1318abc3dcff@gergo.csillger.hu), and seeing that in my logs is amusing.
Other than that, build an 1990-esque website that offers a browser toolbar!
ugjka (UΔ£is)@cadey can you do a zip bomb in a http response?
Jake Hamilton@cadey a single download link for an exe that is actually a zip file which has a single text document in it saying "lmao".
Psentee@jakehamilton @cadey twenty three download links to that file that are jumping around the screen
Robert "Anaerin" Johnston@cadey The EICAR test string
fraggle@cadey I'd love to host my autobuilds there http://latest.chocolate-doom.org/
Roger
AMS
FrenzyBiscuit@cadey Malware.
Mikle_Bond@cadey
Whatever you choose, don't forget to add 6 differently-styled "Download" buttons for it.
Whatever you choose, don't forget to add 6 differently-styled "Download" buttons for it.
Benjamin Sonntag-King@cadey you could put an online service to rotate or cut pages in PDF π₯΄
JulianCalaby@cadey Link shortener?
SpottyFox (Taylor's Version)@cadey Broken executable labeled "Do Not Run"
WideEyedCurious πΊπΈ π πΊπ¦ & π¨π¦
Steven Hoefer@cadey A QR code.