David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*)Jun 19
Missing The Point
Breaking: SpaceX shows continued improvement in its rocket part scattering program.
Jun 19 at 12:15pmIceCubesApp
Show threadFat_FarangJun 19
@MissingThePt Including an army of cybertrucks needed to drive around picking up the pieces.
Show threadWraitheJun 19
@MissingThePt I disagree, I think this latest launch was a disaster to that program.
Last night’s launch only scattered parts over a few square miles, whereas previous tests managed scattering parts over hundreds of miles.
😂
Show threadRev. Johnny HealeyJun 19
@Wraithe @MissingThePt Last night wasn't a launch, it was just a test.
Show threadWraitheJun 19
@rev_null @MissingThePt Well it ended launching a lot of pieces, so…😂
Show threadkeerthivJun 19
@MissingThePt recently there rocket was blast in the launch pad. Anybody know about this?
Show threadJens FinkhäuserJun 19
@MissingThePt Efficient like DOGE: rockets now explode even earlier, and no longer need to launch!
Show threadPasswordsarehard4Jun 19
@jens @MissingThePt AI powered pickaxes, they blow up the ore before it’s even processed. Bonus savings, the miners bury themselves so you don’t need to cover funeral expenses.
Show threadCrovanian (CamstonIsland)Jun 19
@MissingThePt they can do better, this didn’t even leave the launch pad! Pitiful levels of scatterage! I live under the flight path for the starlink launches on the other side of the country- do it there and impound cars and crash through roofs all across these United States.
Show threadDan: Who they protect?Jun 19
@MissingThePt Manned Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly coming next! 
Show threadPatrickJun 19
@MissingThePt
Rocket diversity...if you will!
Show threadΩ 🌍 Gus PoseyJun 19
@MissingThePt They could scatter better.
Show threadGabriel Adrian SamfiraJun 19
@MissingThePt you mean they are transitioning from unplanned rapid deconstruction to a new revolutionary form of rapid deconstruction?
Show threadMal 🇿🇦🇮🇪🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Jun 19
@MissingThePt Breaking, indeed.
Show threadsamiamsamJun 19

@MissingThePt

and the endless waste of money that could be used for so many other things like food and housing

Show threadSir Farts AlotJun 19
@MissingThePt Per Elon: We make the GREATEST explosions!
Show threadJayesh BhootJun 20
@MissingThePt unscheduled fireball generation