multioculateJun 19
Nash
honey came in and she caught me red-handed
evolving toward a crablike form
picture this: we become crustaceans
walking on the ocean floor
Oct 21, 2023 at 9:10pmWeb
Show threadNashJun 19
how could I forget how I have longed to crawl into the sea?
all this time walking on the land has never done a thing for me
Show threadNashJun 19

how you can-a live your whole life as a fleshy primate?
dishes and employment and the changing of the climate
reading of the politics & economic crime rate
why not give your evolutionary nature a new try, mate?

to be a crab king you have to know how to crab
scuttle in the ocean, scuttle on the land
shell across your back and pincer for your hand
and once you turn crab you'll never turn back

Show threadNashJun 19

but she caught me carcinizing (become a crab)
she saw me molting by the dresser (become a crab)
she said it wasn't so surprising (become a crab)
it's even in the fossil record! (become a crab)

she saw me scuttle through the office (become a crab)
heard I pinched a couple bosses (become a crab)
they terminated my employment (become a crab)
but now I'm living in the ocean (become a crab)

Show threadCheerios de BergeracJun 19
@nash Holy shit Nash
Show threadDr. Alex Moylett 🏳️‍⚧️Jun 20
@nash honey came in and she caught me red-pincered
Wanting to become a crab
Show threadmillennial falconJun 20
@nash 🤣🤣🤌
Show threadDavid KeckJun 19
@nash climate + primate has me weeping tears of joy
Show threadChad Jun 19
@nash this is like if they actually dropped the casper slide pt 3
Show threadwordsmith‽ ⁂Jun 19
@nash Can't wait for October 2027, this is ageing marvellously.
Show threadranjitJun 19
now we need some folks to record the lyrics
@nash
Show threadranjitJun 19
@nash (i couldn't resist making this thing but did you have an existing tune in mind for these lyrics?)
Show threadNashJun 19
@ranjit haha, I love it. the original song I was parodying is "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy, so it did take me a few listens to get out from trying to fit the words to Shaggy's tune, but yours has some great crab party energy to it
Show threadranjitJun 19
@nash you'll never turn baaaack
Show threadKind of a Bingo ProdigyOct 21, 2023
@nash
🎵 How could I forget this was developmental destiny? / The whole time I was standing on two legs it wasn’t meant to be 🎵
Show threadlaurentOct 21, 2023
@nash so she caught you learning #Rust?
Show threadtacofaceOct 22, 2023
@nash @loren Wasn’t me.
Show threadGAOct 22, 2023
@nash perhaps the greatest piece ever wrote.
Show threadDavid KeckJun 19
@nash i don't know how to say this, but I think this might be genius level work... stunning to witness... i'm only half joking
Show threadEdelruth, PBS Passport HolderJun 19

@nash

Didnt TS Eliot write a poem about that?

Show threadmanic pixie donkey kongJun 19
@nash thank you for this