One of the most beautiful mornings I've ever seen in my life

https://lemmynsfw.com/post/27028388

marked as NSFW

Was it so beautiful you jizzed your pants? šŸ¤”

That just happens by default because of my profile,

I’ve fixed it

But I came close to a photogasm when I got that shot

First 17 seconds of Wheat Kings vibes…

youtu.be/il8sGYNdKbw

Wheat Kings

YouTube

There was the sound of seabirds, waves, and the creak of ropes

It is a spectacular part of the world

You have an excellent username by the way. Also it’s a great shot.

Thanks! (for both)

I’m a lucky photographer rather than a talented one, and well… I like fisting…

Who doesn’t!

The UK government, sadly

It’s such a vague position that it’s meaningless and hasn’t resulted in a single prosecution

A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn | The Independent

Regulations branded 'simply a set of moral judgements'

The Independent
Yeah I remember that. It’s fucking stupid. Its such a weird list too fisting and face sitting is on it but not people stuffing insect larvae into their chap’s eye.

I’m actually pretty sure that this video of mine would fall foul of the legislation

Warning, this is VERY NSFW, and probably shouldn’t be viewed by people with a sensitive disposition

Big Dick Porn GIF

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🧐

It’s a masonry drill bit

There’s a lot of work that goes into doing things like this, so it looks like it is dangerous, but it isn’t

I’m very careful

I like my dick. I’ve had it for a very long time now

Beautiful! Where was this taken, if you don’t mind me asking? Also, how long did you sit and wait for the light to create such a beautiful mood?

I won’t reveal any more than it is in Australia

I just got lucky with the shot. I was at work, looked up and snapped the photo

You work outside? How nice

Edit: nevermind, then you’ll be in the Australian sun and nature.

Our wildlife is harmless

I’ll take it over the bears, wolves, bobcats etc. in 'Murica

Especially nice because of the lack of the most dangerous wildlife in the US, the armed lunatic with something to prove

Huntsmen are lovely spiders!

They’re harmless

I let them live in the house, they eat the other insects that would be annoying, and that photo isn’t representative of their size. The big ones have a legspan about the size of the palm of my hand

I pick them up and let them walk around my hands without worry

The Sydney funnel web spider

The Eastern brown snake

Look at how many incidents there are VS people crossing roads

And I don’t live in Sydney, so they aren’t a problem for me

I still maintain that the average 'Murican human is far less pleasant

You’re like my first Lemmy celebrity

I’m a celebrity…?

Jesus, I hope not!