➡️ Running a backup is like making a photocopy.

➡️ Restoring from a backup is like making a photocopy of a photocopy that's been through a paper shredder, then trying to reassemble the original document.

➡️ Disaster recovery? You're making a photocopy of the shredder, then realizing the power is out and the paper factory just exploded.

@nixCraft Disaster recovery is more like:
Your photocopier is out of ink and out of paper, and the shop is closed for the week-end. And the information on the copies is three months old anyway.