sortiusDear straight guys,
The hierarchy of moustaches is:
Gay dude: hot
Bi dude: hot
Straight dude: creepy
Regards,
All non-straight guys
The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉@sortius Ah, the full moustache conundrum! An old pal of mine once caused a minor controversy on Boomerbook by posting something like, "The full moustache. If you're not gay, and you're not Tom Selleck, don't do it!".
In his view, Tom is apparently the only cishet guy on Earth who can make a full moustache look good. 🤔
@ApostateEnglishman hahaha, I have to kind of agree, purely because Selleck, and his ilk, existed prior to the "creeps have moustaches" stuff