Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 15
my roommate is a pulley
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 15
boomgasm
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 15
losing blood
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 15
the first rule of baking
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 15
calling me a slur would've been easier
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 16
post cunt
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 16
grope-nheimer
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 20
rorschach test
Show threadAnother Angry WomanFeb 21
tricky dick
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMar 1
testicle refund
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMar 1
tiramisu
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMar 1
bill and ted
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMar 1
tes THDPSSSSPS
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMar 3
the information withholder
Show threadAnother Angry WomanApr 5
salem witch premium
Show threadAnother Angry WomanApr 5
the fox and mole
Show threadAnother Angry WomanApr 5
horseified
Show threadAnother Angry WomanApr 5
buttons that go hard
Show threadAnother Angry WomanApr 5
jfk
Show threadAnother Angry WomanApr 6
hedgehog
Show threadAnother Angry WomanApr 6
flawless praxis
Show threadAnother Angry WomanApr 27
Stephanie
Show threadAnother Angry WomanApr 27
welcome to the pee pee palace
Show threadAnother Angry WomanApr 27
hotel art
Show threadAnother Angry WomanApr 27
medieval groupchat
Show threadAnother Angry WomanApr 27
elon musk
Show threadAnother Angry WomanApr 27
top gun
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMay 12
ancient persian poet
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMay 12
climbing up this incline again alone
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMay 12
one guard lies
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMay 12
whimsical idiot boyfriend
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMay 12
shipping discourse
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMay 12
I would die with honour at the hands of a fool
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMay 12
clever
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMay 12
clippy tattoo
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMay 12
marge and homer shit
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMay 31
ancient flute
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMay 31
good boy
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMay 31
book rec
Show threadAnother Angry WomanMay 31
cooking vs cooked
Show threadbotvolution
@stavvers
Pleased to hear that Claude Levi-Strauss has kindly consented to return from the grave
May 31 at 8:28pmWeb
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Show threadAnother Angry WomanJun 21
thomas cromwell
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJun 21
when your stomach is really mad at you
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 14
this could happen
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 14
dolphins
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 14
sexiest man alive
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 14
extra virgin
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 14
the exact opposite problem of when people name babies instead of future adults
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 14
lowest point
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 20
no fucks to give
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 20
jonah
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 20
behold a chicken
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 20
red flag
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 27
cain and abel
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 27
the street cleaner
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 27
le miserable
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 27
surgeon whose rare and sickly pet lizard only eats human testicles
Show threadAnother Angry WomanJul 27
deutsche bahn
Show threadAnother Angry WomanAug 3
now the toyota is king of england
Show threadAnother Angry WomanAug 3
sexting while british
Show threadAnother Angry WomanAug 3
things heating up in the pediatricians waiting room
Show threadAnother Angry WomanAug 3
stupid name for a baby
Show threadviolently gay  Aug 3
@stavvers blue is underhated. All I'm gonna say
Show threadProtofox RileyAug 3
@stavvers fights in the littlespace community are heating up it seems :D
Show threadmajo hashiAug 3

@stavvers

Toyota Camelot sounds pretty legit

Show threadschratzeAug 3
@stavvers is this how we ended up with the car industry ruling all of Germany
Show threadCharles ☭ says smash the patriarchyAug 3

@schratze @stavvers I'm so old, I remember when German trains has a reputation for being extremely reliable.

There were still cars bloody everywhere.

Show threadschratzeAug 3

@celesteh @stavvers the car industry has ruled us for over a century at this point.

There were fewer cars and they were smaller and lighter, but they were less efficient, the gas was full of lead, and the concept of pedestrian zones didn't exist yet. Things were bad in a different way

Show threadAdam van SertimaAug 3
@stavvers I can’t say it wouldn’t be an improvement, over the current monarch. Could it get elected POTUS, too?
Show threadIn Search of a Better WorldAug 3

@stavvers

England has had worse Kings.

Show threadOzzelotAug 3
@stavvers
a toyota's a toyota (and the king of england)
Show threadJaap ZeldenrustAug 3
@stavvers
Mike's Toyota-based dentistry scares me.
Show threadApriloq - IMPEACH EVERY MAGAt6d ago
@stavvers perfect.
Show threadJohn MaxwellJul 27
@stavvers As long as you don't bring dumbass's hyperloop thing into it.
Show threadE. C. BigribsJul 28
@stavvers The Little Murder on the Orient Express has kind of a ring to it
Show threadTeflonTrout  he/himJul 28

@stavvers Shit... I'd be more impressed with "he came nearly as hard as women can"

I've had my mind completely blown, but never have I ever convulsed or screamed in ecstacy.

It's not enough to make up for the shit women have to put up with daily, but it sure is something.

I'm a lil jelly, honestly, always have been

Show thread⚠️CYBER⚠️katze (WHY 📞 S10E)Jul 28
@stavvers thinking about how i hit one of my gfs with a DB orgasm last time we had sex
Show threadMarcus Marcius MarcellusJul 28
@stavvers Es ist witzig, weil es wahr ist.
Show threadAnarchic Teapot ⚧️Jul 28
@stavvers This has just made me realise there's another joke in Electric Callboy's Tekkno Train song, where the announcer apologises for an early arrival.
Show threadkwantumkrautJul 28
@stavvers @hagbard Don’t forget: you expect it to arrive at one platform but then there’s the possibility it arrives unexpectedly at a completely different one
Show threadPhillip of MastodonJul 28
@stavvers Only Americans fucked him, because his orgasms were awesome by comparison
Show threadAdrianoJul 27
@stavvers that you *can* do anything with language doesn’t really mean people *should* do it.
Show threadTom HarringtonJul 27
@stavvers @GeekAndDad twist: the one guy’s name is “Les”
Show threadDiana Probst, Cambridge ArtistJul 20
@stavvers OK, you seem to have stopped posting these, it is safe to close Mastodon now.
Show threadOzzelotJul 20
@stavvers reverse diogenes
Show threadPurpleShonaSJul 20
@stavvers would it have freaked her out more if she'd been told she was eating a chicken's period.......
Show thread⚧ MyceliumGirl 𐂂Jul 21
@General_Chucklefuck
Show threadTofu GolemJul 21
@stavvers
Diogenes' jokes never get old.
Show threadMeerderWörterJul 21
@stavvers Oh, but they can be orange too if you feed them corn. The color is not the thing that gives it away.
Show threadAngela Glansbury 🚽Jul 20
@stavvers
the alt text has read #OK Jonah as #OK Jonathan. rather loses the meaning for alt text users.
Show threadnotsounddrillJul 29
@stavvers agreed, that was the lowest point in my life too
Show threadmyrmepropagandistJul 14

@stavvers

Oh yes they are virgin olives, yeah but they insist on making so many instagram videos, and putting on six different outfits everyday.

More "extra" than "virgin" if you ask me.

Show threadfor a day, while . . .Jul 14

@stavvers

dolphins deserve better . . .