Floaty BirbMay 31
Uncle Duke

David Attenborough [whispering]:

“As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”

May 30 at 3:00pmWeb
Show threadblueorangeblueMay 30
@UncleDuke1969 they sense weakness
Show threadDoron HirschBoazMay 30
@UncleDuke1969 hero
Show threadM sucht AntwortenMay 30
@UncleDuke1969
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Show threadTuckers Nuts Resist! 🇺🇦 May 30
@UncleDuke1969
Horrifying, Uncle Duke!
Show threadPaul_IPv6May 30

@UncleDuke1969

dog: "they've got huge. sharp. they can leap about. just look at the bones!"

Show threadAnders NorénMay 30
@paul_ipv6
Run away! Run away!
@UncleDuke1969
Show threadJenniferMay 30
@UncleDuke1969 😹😹😹😹
Show threadMarjorieRMay 30
@UncleDuke1969 and there was me just thinking he was just on the podium teaching them what is so nice about knawing big bones.
Show threadAaronMay 30
@UncleDuke1969 *Freeze frame, record scratch*

You might be wondering how I got here..
Show threadjustbobMay 30
@UncleDuke1969 the life of a thousand daggers
Show thread发财发财发财财财虎富来财幸运满分！May 30
@UncleDuke1969 @PiguCat
Show threadMarina EpelmanMay 31
@VioletPixel Is that how you feel in your house of cats and petite people?
Show threadJustin MichaelMay 31
@marinaepelman Nah, I don't fear the tiny creatures around me. I chase them down and inflict cuddles and boops!
Show threadAleenMay 31
@VioletPixel @marinaepelman can confirm
Show threadJuro Kim Feliz 😾May 31
@UncleDuke1969 as a Grumpy Kitty Boy, I approve of this hierarchy. 💪🏽😼
Show thread73ʞk13May 31
@UncleDuke1969 Made my day 🤣
Show threadHugs4friends ♾🇺🇦 🇵🇸😷May 31
@UncleDuke1969 Cornered. Hound At Bay. Who will save him from the furry horde?😯
Show thread√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ 🍜🦄May 31

@UncleDuke1969 He just wants to watch his Amelie in peace, without all the mewling over the dialog.

"Caldog, take me away!™"

Show thread√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ 🍜🦄May 31
@UncleDuke1969 (He doesn't understand the dialog. He just likes the French accents.)
Show thread√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ 🍜🦄May 31
@UncleDuke1969 (The kittens understand it, and they're collaboratively rewriting it in realtime; everybody's a critic.)
Show threadBiancaMay 31
@UncleDuke1969 @Leepvogel lol!
Show threadCharlesMay 31
@UncleDuke1969 The natural order of things