LadyButterflyshe/herCan anyone confirm accuracy?
jawa22No QBASIC, can not confirm.
dan1101BASICA represent.
neidu3Bottom right should be “You’re a need and getting old”.
Source: I was docking around with mod_perl yesterday.
Nope, JS is “You think you are nerd”
This guy right here is a certified nerd
squirrelThis guy right here is a certified nerd certifier
I didn’t certify that nerd certifier though.
You want to be looking for some other nerd certifier certifier for that.
You want to be looking for some other nerd certifier certifier for that.
FuglyDuckdefinitely a nerd’s nerd.
svnNode: Did you say “Nerd”?
I only believe in Bun.
promisify(nerd);
luciole (they/them)Come on y’all, would you lay off the gatekeeping. Some of us still think the free web’s a good thing, lest we all end up in a walled garden hellscape. JavaScript is therefore needed if we’re being pragmatic. Just transpile it from TypeScript if you’re too stuck up for dynamic languages building something big.
HTML 5 is also not a programming language.
That being said. The JS hate is kinda cringe at this point. It’s a perfectly fine language all things considered.
Isn’t it Turing complete or was that CSS?
NeshuraI wouldn’t say it’s a perfectly fine language but I also don’t understand the people hating on JS developers. If anything kudos to them for suffering through a language filled with such BS as “==” not actually doing what you think it should do (when coming from other languages).
I’m yet to find a non-LISP that doesn’t have at least one or two rough edges like that.
Ah, yes. My favourite programming language (checks notes) HTML…
If your favourite programming language is HTML, we do not grant you the title of Nerd.
gerryflapNo Haskell so I’m not a nerd 😎.
Though from the languages I use the most (Java & Python) and other languages I enjoy (Rust, Julia) I can infer that I’m probably a bit of a nerd.
I believe Haskell makes you the pope of nerds.
Awesome!
Yeah Haskell is definitely not for nerds. Just too plain and simple.
GHC :: Your thoughts -> Our commands
- Java: you are in corporate IT
- JS: you like surface things more than efficiency
- Ruby: you are a modder
LeFrogRoR: am I a joke on you
What is RoR?
" Rust: you have long socks
I’ve never heard of Ruby outside Ruby on Rails. What games use it?
I know of minetest. And mpv (not a game) plugins. And asciidoctor is built in it (for examples outside RoR).
OwlWhy tiktok
kittenzrulz123Rust: Nerdy Transfem
Welp, I guess you’re sort of right…
lime!matlab is nobody’s favourite language. although using it does require an engineering degree, which makes you a nerd.
Or a physics student who wants to cry. cue thousand yard stare to freshman year in college.
at least you don’t have to use simulink, right?
…right?
I think that was it? But it’s also been almost 20 years 😭
Simulink was the fun part of Matlab.
neeeeerd
that means you fit in here <3
Julia is a regular nerd?
She is, and she’s lovely.
I think simply knowing what the "F" is means you're old and a nerd.
It’s still commonly used in STEM fields.
I have to take a breath whenever I find an F77 file. Prepare for a lack of objects!
I heard it’s to pay respect?
F in the chat for people who know F.
I didn’t knew that (1) Fortran has such logo and (2) I am old. Shit
A real nerd would know that React is a library and HTML is a markup language, and neither are programming languages.
roofuskitF in the chat for Fortran programmers.
7empestI use R for all sorts of bioinformatics shenanigens, and I remind myself daily I am not a nerd. Even my rows of warhammer books, minis and Corvus Corax poster confirm to me I am not a nerd…
The Emperor Protects…my code
R still gives me chills, never hated a language until I had to use R in my PhD.
Still furious when half packages need different versions of the same thing making them incompatible.
This is how I feel about python. At least you can do C adjacent things in R.
I am a scientist and I used to use SAS for stats, and then started doing loads of bioinformatics in R. Institute decided they werent going to license SAS anymore, and didnt tell us. We get an email the day of, to say no more SAS. Then we have to drop evrything and concert all our SAS models into R… Cue bitching from instiute leaders as to why we had to halt all publications. Idiots.
ouch, sorry about that.
that sucks
ozonedWhat about bash?
For n00bs
Matlab sucks ass no real engineers use it, only college kids.
So many come out of school with Matlab experience. I get them started with python. They brush me off. Then the license goes down. Welcome to open source grasshopper! I should make a meme about this and put on my door…
I’ve had more than one job where Matlab was used extensively, guess my coworkers and I aren’t real engineers.
I’d rather use something else, but if it’s what the group already uses, fine, I’ll do it