The existence of top surgery and bottom surgery implies the existence of up surgery, down surgery, strange surgery and charm surgery
@sabik Where do I sign up for the strange surgery?
@katieashborn @sabik careful, I heard that one might make you collapse into a perfectly stable, ultra-dense form of matter

@katieashborn @sabik

"Mr. ...um?"

"Doctor."

"All right, Mr. Doctor--"

"It's Strange."

"Maybe. Who am I to judge? "