sabikThe existence of top surgery and bottom surgery implies the existence of up surgery, down surgery, strange surgery and charm surgery
Katie@sabik Where do I sign up for the strange surgery?
pepperoni kenshin@katieashborn @sabik careful, I heard that one might make you collapse into a perfectly stable, ultra-dense form of matter
@superviviansunshine @sabik "Perfectly stable" sounds pretty nice tbh
Court Cantrell does not comply"Mr. ...um?"
"Doctor."
"All right, Mr. Doctor--"
"It's Strange."
"Maybe. Who am I to judge? "
Gender David Copperfield@sabik oh I should find this "charm surgery" then maybe i could use that to charm my way into getting all the rest of them.
R.L. LE@sabik Yes; but what about safewords
viq
Pete Alex Harris🦡🕸️🌲/∞🪐∫@sabik
From my observations, I infer the waiting list for charm surgery must be really long.
From my observations, I infer the waiting list for charm surgery must be really long.
Ellen 🎈@petealexharris @sabik I had the same thought 👍
Ariaflame@sabik But what *flavour*?
Estarriol, Terrorist Dragon@sabik and Higgs surgery where you become a shipmate....
Jemma@sabik does that mean that if 2 gender fluid people interact, and one at some point later flows to a particular gender, the gender of the other instantly collapses...... actually, that explains some things.
Kushnerin pelottava enkeli@sabik And the alternative names for the first two are truth surgery and beauty surgery :D
Tipa@sabik That's a new spin.
LovesTha🥧@sabik sign me up for charm surgery, unsure what it would be, but I suspect it'll be worth it.
Three plus or minus five@sabik don’t look at me. I was on team Truth and Beauty
Tisha Tiger / Neliger@sabik I identify as a wave function.
Resuna
BashStKid@sabik All related by strong attractive colours.
Lucy@sabik "Only Skylanders with the Charm surgery may enter THIS zone"
swope
PrinceParadox 
yomimono, still on land@sabik sending the link to my charm surgery gofundme to invested parties, in other words everyone who’s ever had to interact with me
@sabik and semicharmed surgery?
F4GRX Sébastien@sabik and the surgerinium.
Tay@sabik charm surgery (sword implant)
Liv 💝@sabik When I started reading up and down, I was like "I hope this is a quark joke, I hope this is a quark joke" and yayy
Qᴜᴜχᴜᴍ Mᴇᴘʜɪᴛɪᴅᴀ 🦨@sabik I DO NOT WANT MY SURGERIES TO HAVE HALF SPIN, THANK YOU
Louis@sabik what about ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ surgery?
@louis
⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ surgery gives you double jump
⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ surgery gives you double jump
piegames@sabik The existence of top surgery and bottom surgery implies the existence of front surgery and back surgery
amd@sabik i was sure this was going to be up-surgery, down-surgery, left-surgery, right-surgery, b-surgery, a-surgery
🇺🇦 haxadecimal 🚫👑@sabik The Six Standard Model Genders
@sabik
I could definitely do with some charm surgery. Mine's not adequate to the task.
I could definitely do with some charm surgery. Mine's not adequate to the task.
eMili@sabik either that, or switch surgery.
Athena L.M.@sabik the existence of top surgery and bottom surgery implies the existence of switch surgery
C.W. Smith 🇺🇲By extension this implies that if you combined up surgery, another up surgery, down surgery, down surgery, then did b surgery, a surgery, b, surgery, a surgery, and start surgery, that you unlock Konami surgery.,
@sabik
Konami Code surgery ?
Konami Code surgery ?
Narri N.@sabik do all of these then imply the existence of all-around surgery as well?
mathew@sabik Currently being investigated by scientists using the Large Gender Collider.
lonely extrovert
Analog AI@sabik ... though it is possible the symmetry group for surgeries is different than the one for quarks.
Neil Brutalist@sabik and there’s me thinking it implies the existence of Switch surgery.
Irenes (many)@sabik ah! yes! we've had bottom, strange, and charm :D