my best guess is a vampire fell asleep on it last night
@UncleDuke1969 Must be the smoking section

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We criticize, yet making it so that people can't sleep on park benches is meant to stop this exact kind of thing from happening.

Is this what you want? More dead vampires?

@jargoggles @UncleDuke1969 Abraham van Helsing, friend of the unhoused.
@UncleDuke1969 Or … it’s a time travelling bench with flux capacitor under the seat and it just arrived from 1955.

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Or the invisible man is a chain smoker

@UncleDuke1969 The new ad-campaign for 'True-Sun' perhaps...
@UncleDuke1969 How a little warmth and water sets our Imagination on fire 😁
With just s little help from Stoker πŸ˜‰
@UncleDuke1969 nope. This old tree gave birth to this bench new bench.
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Brilliant!
@UncleDuke1969 @adriano Wow. Just…the image is beautiful and a tad haunting and so is your NEARLY TWO YEAR OLD crack about it. But it’s also beautiful and haunting.