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Ólafur Waage
pedestrian cyclist@olafurw What's worse?
A cargo ship almost hitting your house.
Your house becoming part of a meme.
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Bård H. (lvl 49 🇳🇴)Dunno... I'm still tryna process how to explain the damages to the insurance company, had the ship actually hit my house
But I guess it's bad enough already with those huge oil leakages 😬
Wait... Fuck... That's going on now?
I thought it was just some old ass meme! 😶😬🤦
@baardhaveland @odoruhako no, I made that just now
Ouch...
A plane hit several houses in San Diego
Looks like you're gonna have a busy night memeing if this house demolition campaign keeps escalating! 🫣
When you look at it from this angle, it becomes clear that the house is on the right side of the ship!
That means the house actually had right of way, which makes the owner of the ship liable for all damages that occurred following the accident!
🥁🥁🥁
Daniel Gibson@olafurw
Are these the Docker containers I've heard so much about?
Didn't know they'd dock right into your front yard, but I guess it reduces latency
Are these the Docker containers I've heard so much about?
Didn't know they'd dock right into your front yard, but I guess it reduces latency
gluttoLive webcam of node_modules folder:
https://play.adressa.no/video/3018234/direkte-containserskip-pa-grunn-utenfor-byneset
Jule@olafurw it's always like 50k+ files that take up over half a gigabyte 😭
I do webdev at work and have like 20 node.js projects on my laptop and I'm pretty sure 80% of the files are duplicates
Wilfried Klaebe@yog_sothoth deduplicating filesystems could help there...
@yog_sothoth Yet another argument against Windows.
VHG 🇪🇺🇺🇦@olafurw control software of this ship probably written in an arcane functional language, run in a byte code interpreter, that itself runs in a docker, that runs in a virtual operating system on a 20 year old PC that also runs GTA in a windows me instance on same machine for the delight of the captain #modernIt
Bugspriet@olafurw Norway got shipped.
wabyink@olafurw always has been
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