@SmudgeTheInsultCat
Can confirm this also works in @libreoffice Calc. :3
@SmudgeTheInsultCat if the office printer allows unauthenticated print jobs, you may get away with this.
@SmudgeTheInsultCat Or just put a single dot on that cell. No wasted ink, just denial of service for the printer, as it spits out blank paper after blank paper for all eternity. :)
You then say:
"oh no what's happening. I don't know what I did, it just started doing that"
... Nobody fired.

@SmudgeTheInsultCat

I do have remote access to the office printer.

And we are in different states.

😈

@SmudgeTheInsultCat
Amateur.

I used to have a postscript file containing an infinite loop.

It even had a couple of white lines down the page to make it look like a faulty printer rather than something done deliberately.