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Lemmy

bruh… all of the numbers are on the back now
Do you have a wells fargo credit card by any chance?
My main credit card doesn’t have any numbers on the back… or the front.
Just no numbers? How do you use it for online transactions?
The card has numbers, they just aren’t printed on it. You can access (and change them) from the phone / computer.

I’m intrigued. So the card itself has a mag stripe and an RFID chip but no numbers printed on it? You log into your account to copy/paste the numbers for online transactions?

What bank? I like the idea of “no numbers”

So the card itself has a mag stripe and an RFID chip but no numbers printed on it? You log into your account to copy/paste the numbers for online transactions? Yes.

What bank? I like the idea of “no numbers” Mine is Goldman Sachs (Apple Card), but other banks offer it too now, including some big ones like Chase.

Kind of incredible how we pretty much invented those 3 extra numbers to make sure that knowing what’s on the front won’t he enough to use it, and then we undid that by putting it on the back. xkcd.com/2677

grapes

No, just petty theft and indecent exposure

Mine is: 4035 5014 2814 6300 03 2030 737
That’s a cute silly duck name little ** 6300
Can’t steal my money if I am also broke.
That’s why we asked for your credit card not your debit card
Attention all Fortnite gamers (Reupload)

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0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
What a coincidence, that’s the number to the emergency services too!

Really easy to remember…

Or whatever he said.

qWacky missed opportunity
You know, if I used something like privacy.com I’d just go ahead and create a single-use card with like $2 allowance and see what happens.

"FBI OPEN UP! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR…

checks notes

“…funding terrorist activity in the amount of 2 dollars?!? 🤔”

YOU WON A FREE TRIP TO EITHER LIBYA OR EL SALVADOR! The fun part is guessing which one, or how long it will take everyone you ever knew to morn your passing… OVER A SEA!!! Good luck Sardaukar!
Better memorize the north star
Crap, I can’t see it and have no idea what it looks like from south of LA… like serious PITA to setup a telescope without it.
7279 7869 8980 7984 04 2026 024 HONEYPOT

4422 8866 7654 2468 Brandon Huckleberry 001

Is this also my stripper name?

No, that’s your mother’s maiden name, and the name of the street you grew up on!

4580515834270126 12/31 653

Oh man! How do I pronounce this?

About like you’d pronounce Æ A-12
Jerry Pisspot III am I doing this right
1,1,1…errrm… 1
My credit card’s name is John
6011 0009 9154 3426 12/25 123
Discover Card, Nice!
Nobody ever remembers to ask for the ZIP code.

Pretty sure some merchants also ask for billing address, name on card, and phone number.

All this fails if the bank flags the transaction and requires 2fa.

See that’s your silly goose name! It’s the following meme.
i don’t have a visa :(
Jagex blocks your password! See, mine is *******!

That’s so cool!

hunter2

What do you see?

It says Ilovecocks if I read it right

Is that your password

All I see is **********!

0118 999 88199 9119 725 3
0420 6942 0694 2069 4/20 069