cargThere are people who are still using toilet paper purchased during the pandemic.
cheese_greaterThis was me until very recently. I even gave toilet paper away at work when we were short. Bidet seats for the win.
Oh so clean
Vandals_handleIf you bought today, still during pandemic.
Covid is endemic now. Is there another pandemic?
Correct despite downvotes
XnxCuXMaybe im overthinking it, but couldn’t it have always been deemed endemic? I googled ts and cant grasp it 😂
It’s endemic when it’s just always there, like the common flu. Even if the numbers fluctuate. When it first appears and spreads across borders it’s pandemic.
And then there are big brains with bidets
I’m just happy that the newest electrical code is allowing electrical outlets closer to bathtubs. Otherwise I’d never be able to have a powered bidet on my toilet.
AmbiguousPropsDid GFCI not allow for it?
I’d have to go look up the exact wording, and it’s on my drive that I don’t have hooked up right now. GFCI was required for any outlet in a bathroom, but there was still a ban up until the most recent edition on any outlet within the… shoot, the word/phrase escapes me, something like ‘shower space,’ which includes the area with four horizontal feet of the edge of the bathtub. I have a toilet right next to the shower/tub combo, and a door next to the toilet, which meant no outlet allowed near the toilet and thus no electrically powered bidet.
MinnesotaGoddamWe ran a power cord under the door. It is too important
As a European watching Japanese toilet technology I really do feel like a caveman sometimes.
Get one. Your bum will thank you for it
agamemnonymousHad a bidet going into the pandemic. I’d bought a big (grocery store big, not Costco big) package sometime before the runs. I’m still not quite through that pack.
Wife is not a fan of bidets, I wonder if having a toilet do the same is reasonable? I donno never tried it but always wondered
Like beginning of pandemic? Hmm 5 years is a stretch but maybe a few.
Way before that.
whalerossThere were the opportunists profiteering arseholes that hoarded necessities in hopes to sell them marked up to the skies. I hope their butts rot.
Jokes on them, I stopped shitting years ago. Now I’m always full of shit
ToastedRavioliNo joke, I once spent an entire day feeling like I was straight up gonna die. I thought I had appendicitis or something but the pain was nowhere near my appendix. Either way it kept me laying prone waiting for death for like 8-12 hours before I finally went to the hospital.
So I go the hospital, they run all these tests, Im pretty sure they gave me some kind of drugs without fully telling me because I remember feeling a lot better and having to try hard not to giggle when they wheeled me around to get scanned.
So they do all this stuff, and then finally the doctor comes in and tells me Im just full of shit. Like, literally, I was massively constipated and that was the entire issue.
I got back home and was in a ton of pain again, so I drank an entire bottle of Miralax and then pooped my soul and most of my organs out the next morning
megacolon
Thank you Internet stranger for the gift of your amusing poop-a-saurous story. It was just what I needed. 👍
best of lemmy
It was pooposterous
When I was a child I also had this, but for three days.
None of you can imagine the relief I felt when that enema worked. Hardest part was keeping everything in for 5 minutes.
AlmaccaI love a happy ending.
TranquilTurbulenceThat was a bizarre time period. I wonder why moms didn’t start hoarding baby diapers at the time. Can you imagine what happens if the supply chain collapses and you run out of diapers? Having enough toilet paper will be the last of your worries at that time.
Fortunately, all of those fears were unfounded, but they were also directed towards some weird items too. If you want to worry about something, toilet paper isn’t really very high on that list.
Im glad this was not one of those weird items that everyone lost their minds over unnecessarily.
I mean, there were times without these mondern diapers. If you have a baby you will have plenty of different cloths that you can use as a diaper if necessary. Just like your able to get clean down there without TP. Bizzare times indeed.
Random bonus fact: Back then many Babies were potty trained by the time they were one year old just because its more work to diaper your child up with cloth diapers and clean them after use.
ripcordRight, you just use, you know, non-disposable diapers in that case.
khannieWe had a baby that was finished breast and on to bottle milk in the thick of the pandemic lockdowns.
There were some shortages but I distinctly remember there being two boxes of formula left after a mild shortage, some mild concern setting in but suppressing the monkey brain and leaving one behind as I thought about the other parent that was going to come along behind me.
I think mums and dads are more likely to think about the other baby and be less grabby. Pure speculation. We didn’t have much toilet roll hoarding here though either.
Yeah, this is shit, literally.
In my 2 person home, we go through a 12 pack in 2 weeks.
That feels, excessive.
That’s seems reasonable to me. It’s 6 per one person in 2 weeks. There are times where I think I’d use more, lol.
Ever lived with a woman?
Opulence and overconsumption are a privilege issue.
I dont even use 12 rolls in that time. wtf?
When you’re the caretaker of an 88 year old mother with diabetes, you go through that much.
Damn thats wild :o
Why so hostile?
Because people who have no idea what they’re talking about are stating:
"Hurrr, hurrr, I’ve never gone through that much…’
Well, now you’re learned something.
You don’t need to attack people in order to teach them something. It seems like there’s other things going on in your life that are bothering you. I hope things get better for you soon man.
Seems like you’ve got some feelings you should work out fam. I get it but like expressing it this way you just look like an asshole. Hope your day goes well
I’m not your "fam.’
I’m educating young people who haven’t gone through it yet.
You’re not educating anyone, you’re just being hostile for no reason.
hungryphrogYou aren’t ‘educating’ you’re being a dick.
“Educating” my ass; have you ever thanked a teacher for calling you a wrong stupid cunt?
If I want to educate you on the proper way to respond to someone stating their own possibly-naive experience, I’d undermine my effort if I let my own cunt face follow it up with “Now go wipe your mom’s ass for the umpteenth time cuz you’re a shitty teacher.”
Sincerely, I don’t feel the kind of hostility towards you that that example suggests. But if you feel insulted, reflect on that and go from there.
Because they’re going through some really hard life shit right now and wanted to get it off their chest.
Sir_KevinI get that but it doesn’t give them the right to be toxic to innocent people.
Why so ignorant?
Oh that’s right, spending on your life online, instead of touching grass.
Why such a bitch?
Are you doing a “well, akshully” here while also complaining about that very behavior?
I started tracking 2 weeks ago for fun. So far its 1 roll in 3 days avg for 2 people using this bathroom.
The result May change if you are using mega rolls or normal ones or w/e else is there.
70% of humans have never used toilet paper before.
Like living or ever existed?
In this thread.
Lol
do bidet remove all need for paper? I thought i still needed it for drying.
You still need paper. For some poops, you’d need power washer pressure to remove allll the poop
Hmm seems difficult for the ticklish