Well Hazel recycled glitter from all previous 68 editions of #eurovision

10th time Australia is participating.
The 50s ad style works worse that the party bus in the official music video, and I really don’t get the arm movements. But the yum yum yum from the crowd is fun

Not bad torso though

Decided not to argue with @ramuuns aboit the decade, just accepted it’s a retro 🤷‍♀️

Montenegro was saving for 2 years to send this participant. The song is refreshingly boring, which actually might work in its favour. I don’t have any feelings about ot though

Ireland! A very catchy song, very much Aqua vibes. Will there be a dog on stage?

LAIKA PARTY IN THE SKY 🐶 but no doggo and again better in recording

Hazel, marry me

I really hope Latvia will qualify and continue sending songs in Latvian, and not only because I am trying to learn the language — it is so perfect for singing

I like Latvia more than I expected

Armenia is… a country that had a great entry in 2022

Look, I shouldn’t criticise non native pronunciation, but I thought it was kind of easier when you singing? Also since when do “survivor” and “alive” rhyme? Bring Petra back with “vision” — “eurovision” rhyme!!!

Well, let take a look at another bookie’s favourite — Austria. Wow the voice.

The standing is too epileptic for me though, and I really want a fun song to win, but… it was a powerful performance

Hazel, I will go to every single party that is from 1pm and until 6pm, and will be a party pooper for every other one — if you marry me

“What the hell just happened” is not only UK entry this year, but also everyone’s thoughts every day since 2016

Also exactly how I would describe this number 🤷‍♀️

I mean, it is like they are actually hungover after a party — and not the one Hazel and I went to

It’s sad that Greece’s staging is this generic folk-fire and then some weird shit and not something more connected to the actual song, because I almost like the song and like how simple the staging was at the start

Well kids, that’s a second? Third? Costume transformation tonight and we are not even half way through

Okay Lithuanian Radiohead — I don’t get it (and I don’t get Radiohead either) so 🤷‍♀️

But his blue eyes just the same colour as their costumes and the sky in the background — 👌

I don’t get it but I like it

Malta, thank you for giving me an excuse
to use the word “vulva” in an article on a certain very serious news website. But when others songs are growing on me with time, Kant kind of goes in the other direction

Georgia has dancers. And Georgian language.
At least one of the dancers has moustache.
Also white flags???
AND A COSTUME CHANGE

My smart @ramuuns is right, it feels like any moment there will be a Dzhugashvili portrait in the background. Hard pass.

France. Wasn’t there someone with a lot of sand last year? Overall very meh for me

The hosts this year are perfect for. Funny but not overbearing, just the right amount of everything 🩷

Denmark starts with epilepsy and my head can’t deal with all this blinking now so def not a favourite
Also yay costume change

Czechia had moustache and a spider (???) on a mic and somehow it feels like the most gay song this year

And then it’s WHAT THE HELL JIST HAPPENED dance???

So gay so trash

Luxembourg with a France Gall tribute 🩷 also very catchy

COSTUME CHANGE