Well Hazel recycled glitter from all previous 68 editions of #eurovision

10th time Australia is participating.
The 50s ad style works worse that the party bus in the official music video, and I really don’t get the arm movements. But the yum yum yum from the crowd is fun

Not bad torso though

Decided not to argue with @ramuuns aboit the decade, just accepted it’s a retro 🤷‍♀️

Montenegro was saving for 2 years to send this participant. The song is refreshingly boring, which actually might work in its favour. I don’t have any feelings about ot though

Ireland! A very catchy song, very much Aqua vibes. Will there be a dog on stage?

LAIKA PARTY IN THE SKY 🐶 but no doggo and again better in recording

Hazel, marry me

I really hope Latvia will qualify and continue sending songs in Latvian, and not only because I am trying to learn the language — it is so perfect for singing

I like Latvia more than I expected

Armenia is… a country that had a great entry in 2022

Look, I shouldn’t criticise non native pronunciation, but I thought it was kind of easier when you singing? Also since when do “survivor” and “alive” rhyme? Bring Petra back with “vision” — “eurovision” rhyme!!!

Well, let take a look at another bookie’s favourite — Austria. Wow the voice.

The standing is too epileptic for me though, and I really want a fun song to win, but… it was a powerful performance

Hazel, I will go to every single party that is from 1pm and until 6pm, and will be a party pooper for every other one — if you marry me

“What the hell just happened” is not only UK entry this year, but also everyone’s thoughts every day since 2016

Also exactly how I would describe this number 🤷‍♀️

I mean, it is like they are actually hungover after a party — and not the one Hazel and I went to

It’s sad that Greece’s staging is this generic folk-fire and then some weird shit and not something more connected to the actual song, because I almost like the song and like how simple the staging was at the start

Well kids, that’s a second? Third? Costume transformation tonight and we are not even half way through

Okay Lithuanian Radiohead — I don’t get it (and I don’t get Radiohead either) so 🤷‍♀️

But his blue eyes just the same colour as their costumes and the sky in the background — 👌

I don’t get it but I like it