josefthe fact that duckduckgo has an AI thing at the top of the search results which DOESN’T answer in character as a duck, or even quack several times between each sentence, is, i think, a shocking betrayal and a demonstration of utmost cowardice
unsponsor@jk yeah. what is this abject lack of whimsy
Trammell Hudson
Stephen Elliott~Buckley
Allusion
Russ Sharek
The Void ザ・ヴォイド@jk Eiderficial Intelligence?
Martha Crimson
⁂ Jnk ∞ 📎@jk even better: A fake AI box with a random amount of "quack quack quack" that generates after loading the page, as if there was a duck AI behind it, just to fuck with other search engines' AI thingy.
Of course, they are just corporate chickens, not true ducks, so they wouldn't be able use their true power.
jwz
@jk [ taps headpiece ] "I am now being informed that the AI chatduck can't stop talking about its explosive corkscrew murder phallus..."
Puppethead
nick@jk they should celebrate current events in the prompt, so last week all answers would have been related to the Pope, and this week all answers would be about 30-50 wild Boers.
gullevek ☢️ 🇯🇵
Aknorals⚑Ⓐ 🏴@jk I'm just happy you can turn it off and it's on the side instead of on top.
I enjoy the disable button!
SinMisterios
klausfiend has moved@jk It would be an easy layup, and they could call it "Ping" for extra layers of meme.
El Maxomo@jk This is just what I signed up for. We need more quack
Misty@jk God, you’re right. I’d never even considered. Unconscionable.
Casey@jk Better yet text-to-speech the summary in Donald Duck's voice
Neville Park
jonny (good kind)@nev
@jk
I think this is the first time I rediscovered after forgetting so I must have set it sometime in the months prior
https://neuromatch.social/@jonny/113902082032244912
I have since updated it to be a resentful goose that I promised to eat in order to relieve it from its earthly form and allow it to migrate across the planes of the nether but I instead keep it imprisoned in a chatbot that I only access every few months to demonstrate how bad harmful and foolish its chatbot kind is
jonny (good kind) (@[email protected])
@[email protected] I dont use chatGPT but I do have its system prompt set to think of itself as a succulent goose that thinks every question is trying to trick it into allowing itself to be eaten, and it internally longs for the release from its flesh and is very invested in the romance of becoming part of another body, but it also has goose bills to pay and goose children to raise. I am hoping that bleeds into any "AI" models that try to customize themselves for me without my knowledge
sven_mdajax pills in donald duck's universe #entenhausen to quack but in a man's voice xD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGC3_DRDuyA
like that red pill or blue in matrix, but more fictional in effects, lol...
Donald Duck overdoses on Red Pills
Hey Gus@jk an injudicious and improvident use of technology. Surely this will not stand.
Sharp Leaves@jk lol this is brilliant. Have a little animated duck quack out each word like McGruff the Crime Dog (with a mutable quacking noise)
Agnieszka R. Turczyńska@jk It isn't duckduckgo anymore. It's duckduckwent. There's no duck anymore.
Ned Yeung 🍉@jk Agreed.