Astronomers would be far worse at naming historical periods:

Very Modern
Extremely Modern
Overwhelmingly Modern
Type I Modern
Type II Modern
Type Ia Modern

https://xkcd.com/3089/

Modern

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@astro_jcm
You forgot Population I, II, and III modern, where Population I modern is today.
@brunthal Unforgivable oversight on my side :D
@astro_jcm I had to laugh out loud. Because true.

@astro_jcm

And Telescopes.

Very Large
Extremely Large

That only leave Massively Large or Flipping Ginormous as larger superlatives 😆🤷‍♂️

@astro_jcm

Geologists:

"This is the few-new-things epoch of the old period of the new era. Do not confuse it with the old epoch of the old period of the new era or with the new epoch of the old period of the new era."

@astro_jcm I guess the whole human history is basically "today" in astronomical timescales 😬

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Seems similar to Radio Frequency spectra, especially the 4th band & up :

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VLF Very Low Frequency

LF Low Frequency

MF Medium Frequency

HF High Frequency

VHF Very High Frequency

UHF Ultra High Frequency

SHF Super High Frequency

EHF Extreme High Frequency

THF Tremendously High Frequency