Mastodawn

Lesbian problems: a cute girl asks you out, but she has the same name as your cat 🙀

@LilahTovMoon oh no.. awkward 😓

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Which prompts the question, "Just exactly how many people in the world are named Luna?"

@ayilathebailey a good third of the transfeminine population, for starters

@LilahTovMoon I see no problem here.

Call out the name, cat and cute girl appear. What's not to like?

@LilahTovMoon My daughter had a friend who had the same name as one of our cats. We just called the friend “human Sam” to avoid confusion.

@LilahTovMoon I've flirted with people at the bar by bringing up they have the same name as my cat lol

@LilahTovMoon I won't make the obvious joke about pussies here :P

@LilahTovMoon How is this a problem? Just efficient naming for the creatures in your life

@LilahTovMoon this is why I would only name cats cat-type things, like Ms. Pawpads, or Mr. Whiskers.

@LilahTovMoon Would she be open to changing her name ?

@LilahTovMoon How is this a problem?

@LilahTovMoon you're getting a pussy either way.

@LilahTovMoon upside: shout one name and up to two cute beings will appear for cuddles and/or food