Angry Deaf People on Instagram: "We spent 8 months and started 3 minor religious conflicts to bring you... this. ☝️ You're welcome. #ASL #deafhumor #namesign #godsignreveal #reelscomedy #DrVelvetFingers #handporn #GodsPlan -- Transcript – Dr. Velvet Fingers: “ASL Name Sign for God” Hi. I’m Dr. Velvet Fingers, Chief Linguist at Gollyudeaf University. I’m thrilled to announce that we’ve teamed up with… God. Yes, that God. To create a brand-new, official ASL name sign. This was a long, harrowing journey— Eight months of linguistic research, International community feedback, And… accidentally starting a religious war. We consulted Catholics, Baptists, Orthodox Jews, Evangelicals, Several witches, two Mormon Deaf elders, A Satanist in Ohio, And one guy on TikTok who insists he is God. [Pause.] With the world on fire… I couldn’t help but wonder: Is this really the best way to spend our time and power? Anyway! Ready for the sign? [Points upward.] [Beat.] That’s it. That’s the sign. We call it… “God.” Because he’s up there. Apparently. Thanks for believing in the process. [Looks off-camera.] Can I get a Coke? [Screen cuts to black-and-white logo: “Gollyudeaf University x God™”]"

2,358 likes, 222 comments - angrydeafpeople on May 10, 2025: "We spent 8 months and started 3 minor religious conflicts to bring you... this. ☝️ You're welcome. #ASL #deafhumor #namesign #godsignreveal #reelscomedy #DrVelvetFingers #handporn #GodsPlan -- Transcript – Dr. Velvet Fingers: “ASL Name Sign for God” Hi. I’m Dr. Velvet Fingers, Chief Linguist at Gollyudeaf University. I’m thrilled to announce that we’ve teamed up with… God. Yes, that God. To create a brand-new, official ASL name sign. This was a long, harrowing journey— Eight months of linguistic research, International community feedback, And… accidentally starting a religious war. We consulted Catholics, Baptists, Orthodox Jews, Evangelicals, Several witches, two Mormon Deaf elders, A Satanist in Ohio, And one guy on TikTok who insists he is God. [Pause.] With the world on fire… I couldn’t help but wonder: Is this really the best way to spend our time and power? Anyway! Ready for the sign? [Points upward.] [Beat.] That’s it. That’s the sign. We call it… “God.” Because he’s up there. Apparently. Thanks for believing in the process. [Looks off-camera.] Can I get a Coke? [Screen cuts to black-and-white logo: “Gollyudeaf University x God™”]".

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@happywaterbear That's fucking hilarious. and they consulted a couple witches too.. ☝️ so... does this mean the opposite then? 👇